I don't believe it.

I’m sitting here listening to the radio, and I slowly began to realize that I was hearing a commercial for “Maya Angelou Life Mosaic”.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

Bad.

…very very very bad

Why? A woman’s got to earn a living…

But does she have to earn a living as a giant mannish cheeseball? A giant mannish sellout cheeseball??? Couldn’t she just learn a skill, like massage?