Can anyone tell me where to get it? Could get a subscription to it?
“It” dwells in the sewers beneath Derry, MN. But from what I hear you really don’t want “it.”
Now, if you were lookin’ to get “some” well, I’d definitely help you out personally.
ME. Derry, ME.
Crap. I don’t even know where “It” is. Oh hey, is that a clown over there?
I’d have thought, after all that trouble with the chicken, the hose and the superglue back in '02, that “it” was locked away where they play happy music all day. I could be wrong, though.
I slew “it” about amonth ago while it was ravaging through the country side. It’s riegn of terror had to end.
I’ve got it right here. You sure you want this? Think you’re up to the task?
I’ll need a note from your physician, and 3 personal references.
It’s been “underground” since the radiation treatments and cloning experiments. Apparently, it and the other it, now unofficially dubbed as tit, have separated and are moving in opposite directions.
On preview, I suspect that it took a bus with mr bus to go find tit, but apparently mr bus is offering it as a bartering piece, and I would too if the exchange involved tit.
If you want It, here It is…come and get It. But you’d better hurry, 'cause It’s going fast.
I don’t get it, either. And I wish I did because, gosh darn it, I’m horny.
I thought I could only exchange tit for tat. 
at Inigo
Well, first you’ll need a time machine, and a lot of cheese. You won’t need any other supplies, assuming you are using a TARDIS, because those old Type-4os were over-built, but they don’t stock Velveeta. You would need to get it separately.
Of COURSE I’m using a TARDIS! What else?
True story: I visited a friend in Glasgow in February (cheap air-fare). It was my first time in the UK. So I’m wandering 'round the shops and I see a police call-box. Ohmigod, thinks my lame-ass American tourist self, a TARDIS!! And I whipped out my little disposable camera and took a picture of it.
See, this is why I hate those stupid two-letter abbreviations. You could have just written “Maine” in the first place.
Try asking ______: he’s full of it!
(Name left blank so you can make your own joke.)
Of course you don’t get it. I’ve got it all.
Did you bring enough to share with the class? If not, then spit it out and stick it on the end of your nose.
I’ve got it. You’ll really like it. If you want it, it’ll be free this time, but next time it’ll cost ya.
shrugs Well, Dad always said, if you’re going to take drugs, whatever you do, don’t pay for them.
There are some members who use an ansible for posting. Or for something, perhaps it.
I can’t tell you where to find it, but when you do I can tell you where to stick it.
“Aaahh he said it! He said it again! Oh I said it! I said it again!”