I’ve done some poking around, and this guy’s picture is being mocked all over the blogosphere. There’s been a claim that he’s blind and didn’t want to wear his sunglasses for the picture. But, jeez, isn’t it the photographer’s job to make sure you look decent-- especially if you are unable to see what you actually look like?
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
There’s been a claim that he’s blind and didn’t want to wear his sunglasses for the picture.
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How can he be blind when he’s staring at my soul?! :eek:
[QUOTE=harmless]
How can he be blind when he’s staring at my soul?! :eek:
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Not blind, cadet Dodson! He just can’t see.
If it makes anyone feel better, after doing some poking around on the website, I’ve noticed that many of the other lawyers ain’t exactly normal looking, either. We’ve got Beaky Buzzard, male make up and the Adam’s Apple of Doom[sup]TM[/sup], Cubehead, there’s just something wrong with this guy, and the Stud Meister!
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
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“Did we already have the conversation about what the photographer must have told him to say? Maybe it was ‘cheese,’ and he hates cheese.”
Reminds me one time when I was with a group of my fellow full-time volunteers and a guy taking our picture said “Say ‘money’!” Since money was the last thing on our minds, the expression on one girl’s face is pricelessly HRMMM?-y.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
If it makes anyone feel better, after doing some poking around on the website, I’ve noticed that many of the other lawyers ain’t exactly normal looking, either. We’ve got Beaky Buzzard, male make up and the Adam’s Apple of Doom[sup]TM[/sup], Cubehead, there’s just something wrong with this guy, and the Stud Meister!
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I noticed that too. Is it this firm, or could it be that regular lawyers aren’t -gasp- as attractive as the folks who play them on TV? (I think I have a crush on Beaky. He seems sweet.)
And holy shit! Get a load of this hose beast from hell! I’d rather french kiss a bowl of wet dog food. I couldn’t take my eyes off her freakishly small forehead and then I threw up all over myself. Link.
But seriously, this is like the Law Firm of Missing Link, Short Bus, Dueling Banjos, and Wierd Stinky Guy on the El.
Ya know, i this board allowed avatars, I’d want that guy’s pic as mine. 
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Ya know, i this board allowed avatars, I’d want that guy’s pic as mine. 
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Would there be a way to animate the eyes?
I just want to make the point that I look like death warmed over and I do feel bad about talking about this guy. But good Lord.
[QUOTE=gigi]
Would there be a way to animate the eyes?
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I believe that this is exactly gif file format and Photoshop were developed.
Cite?
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Woohoo! I have Graves, so I can poke as much fun as I want!
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Erm… you do realize what you’ll have to do if the rumors that he’s blind turn out to be true.
[backpedaling]I really did grimace at the poor choice o’ photo – I wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing out on a subtle joke or anything. Since the entire Weird Earl link is usually something outlandish, parodishous, and filled with ludicricious goodness, I wanted to be sure I wasn’t missing a larger picture-- kind of like being amused with Homer’s crude shenanigans yet missing the oblique reference.
Carry on all you soon to be rot in hellers (Except for Hal Briston. But he’d better not go anywhere near a Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle).
this take on the pic I found very funny:
http://trickeries.com/83/michael-k-brandow-terrifying-lawyer-update/
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl]
Erm… you do realize what you’ll have to do if the rumors that he’s blind turn out to be true.
[backpedaling]I really did grimace at the poor choice o’ photo – I wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing out on a subtle joke or anything. Since the entire Weird Earl link is usually something outlandish, parodishous, and filled with ludicricious goodness, I wanted to be sure I wasn’t missing a larger picture– kind of like being amused with Homer’s crude shenanigans yet missing the oblique reference.
Carry on all you soon to be rot in hellers (Except for Hal Briston. But he’d better not go anywhere near a Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle).
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You wanted that picture to be larger?
:eek:
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Cite?
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BOO!
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Ya know, i this board allowed avatars, I’d want that guy’s pic as mine.
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Well, we sorta have a version of his pic on here already: :eek:
Now if we could just mash up :eek: with :D, then we’d be in business.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Now if we could just mash up :eek: with :D, then we’d be in business.
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Never mind…got it handled.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Never mind…got it handled.
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Aw, he’s cute.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
there’s just something wrong with this guy,
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Dude, that is some law firm, they have William Clay “Bill” Ford Jr. working there. Damn, I would have thought that running the family business would keep him busy.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
there’s just something wrong with this guy,
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Dude, that is some law firm, they have William Clay “Bill” Ford Jr. working there. Damn, I would have thought that running the family business would keep him busy.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
"Michael K. Brandow is an experienced trial lawyer with more than 16 years experience in Illinois Workers’ Compensation and employer liability matters.
Mr. Brandow is an associate in the firm of Brady, Connolly & Masuda, P.C. which specializes in the defense of Illinois employers in workers’ compensation and civil related matters.
Mr. Brandow is going to fucking kill you! He’s going to rip open your belly with his bare hands and tear out all the gooey entrails with his teeth! Kreeeearrrrhhhhh!!!"
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Thank you, I choked on my Yuengling.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
"Michael K. Brandow is an experienced trial lawyer with more than 16 years experience in Illinois Workers’ Compensation and employer liability matters.
Mr. Brandow is an associate in the firm of Brady, Connolly & Masuda, P.C. which specializes in the defense of Illinois employers in workers’ compensation and civil related matters.
Mr. Brandow is going to fucking kill you! He’s going to rip open your belly with his bare hands and tear out all the gooey entrails with his teeth! Kreeeearrrrhhhhh!!!"
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Thank you, I choked on my Yuengling.