I get almost all the other "what do you call…? jokes, but I just don’t seem to get this one.
Rustle.
Correct. And I believe his head is in the paper bag, not vice versa.
Although that way could work, too.
I thought Russel was the guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves.
Me too!
THAT one I got and made more sense.
Danke schön für alles
The way I heard it was, “What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals cattle?”
“Russell.”
In that case, what do you call a guy who does have arms and legs who steals cattle?