If a man has no feet...

If a man has no feet…how can put his best foot forward?? :smiley:

If a man has no arms, how can he point the way?? :smiley:

Love Always,
Kat

If a post has no point, how can it stay out of MPSIMS?

THAT reminds me of these tasteless, VERYOLD jokes:

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
ART
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying on the ground?
MATT
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs swimming in a pool?
BOB
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in a hottub?
STEW

Sorry…I know I’m really warped to still find those funny.

You forgot “what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole?”

“Phil!”


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

What about What (do you call a man with no arms or legs in a toilet)?
Screwed! Hey sorry this damn computer wont let me use quotation marks.


I’m back! … Oh so NO-ONE knew I was gone? Well that’s just freakin great.

Speaking of really tasteless jokes:

Did you know that the polish abortion clinics are so popular that there is a year long waiting list?

i mean no offense to anyone and if you do take offense, i am truely sorry.


“Life is too short and too long to be unhappy.”

Speaking of tasteless jokes:

Did you know that the polish abortion clinics are so popular that they have a year long waiting list?

i mean no offense and if anyone takes offense i am truely sorry.


“Life is too short and too long to be unhappy.”

What do you call two men without arm or legs, hanging on a wall…
Curt & Rod

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other leg…
Eilene

What do you call an asian woman with one leg shorter than the other leg…
Irene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?

Jack

And how about the guy with no arms or legs in the bushes?

Russel!


Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer

If a cow has no legs whats it called??

Ground beef


“Life is too short and too long to be unhappy.”

Enright, That sortof happened to me for real. My landlord had sent over guys to replace my curtain rod. So I answer the door: What??
Curtain Rod! Who? I thought they’d said Kurt and Rod! Really. He thought it was funny too!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with a stick up his ass?

Pop!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lion’s cage?

Claude.

What do you call a guy who’s been buried for fity years?

Pete.


“What’s the cure for disillusionment, Charlie Brown?”

“A chocolate cream and a friendly pat on the back.”

< snort snort > somehow I enjoy stupid humor…gads

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs laying on the beach?

Sandy

What do you call her when she goes for a swim?

Sandy Duncan