I don't give a crap about problems with septic tanks!

The BBQ Pit
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Here’s why: I don’t have one. This may come as a shock to the current sludge known as spammers; however, my abode is in an apartment building which, although it is on the edge of the city limits, actually is connected to the sewer system. Putting “How to improve your septic tank” or any other aspect of septic tank purchasing, vending, equipping, or just gazing at for the sheer joy of having a crap tank on my deck just isn’t going to get me to open up your unethical and illegal correspondence.

On a bright note: you scum have almost managed to get down to touting what you are. Today, septic tank; tomorrow, sludge!

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I could not resist sharing this.

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My sympathies Monty … at the moment, I’m having have a couple of issues with some of the septic tanks myself. :wink:

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Ha! I got the septic tank spam the other day too and thought exactly the same thing.

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I get the septic tank spam AND the mortgage spam. I don’t have a mortgage, I pay rent. And the septic tank is something for maitenance to worry about.

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It’s nice to finally find out that I’m not alone.

For a long time I’ve thought I was specially singled out to receive spam about septic tanks, since I was no longer worthy of ones about “Chicks with Dicks” and “Birds with Boners”.

Although I did have seven of them waiting for me in my inbox last night, which must be some kind of record.

My only question is why? Why septic tanks?

:confused:

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Well, after you “ENLARGE YOUR PENIS”, you’ll obviously need a larger septic tank.

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Ah-ha. It all fits together. You see, if I enlarge my penis (or even get one), I’ll be a Chick with a Dick.

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Oh course, with one of the many fine home equity loan spams, I could get enough cash for a micro mini Rc car, a married, but lonely women, and enough left over to enhance my manhood. Oh, and I do have a septic tank, but have not received any of this spam- yet. Oh, and some great tips on some undiscovered stocks too. Thank god for email. . .

:rolleyes:

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Wow! Somebody actually gets spam for something useless to them?? Who’d’a thunk it?

I mean, that makes all the difference. So long as the spam is relevant, Monty implies, bring it on!

I’ll forward you all my increase-penis-size spam, friend. You’ll love it.

Pretty lame rant, IOW.

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The FTC begins to fight back.

Anyone else want to light a candle for them?

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I suddenly started getting septic tank spam about two weeks ago - lots of it.

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Xanax, Viagra, Apidex and Many More equivalent
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Are you looking for rates under 4.05%?
You are invited to become a FREE member of 28DayWealth

Those all look GREAT…why would I want to waste time on my septic tank? :wink:

(Those all came from my Excite mailbox, which I haven’t actually USED in over four years. And there were NO septic tank spams in that one. Weird!)

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& RTF brings in a new low in saying bullshit. I did not imply that relevant spam is to be brought on.

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Well if you had a septic tank, you could throw the spammers in there, which is where they belong.

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Yes, it’s pretty weird. I refinanced a few months ago, and now I am receiving many, many offers for mortgages (great timing, morons :rolleyes: ) The killer, however, is that they are sending me offers to refinance an apartment! Yes, an apartment that I moved out of 6 years ago! Where the hell did they get this address, and how stupid are they? They’re even specifying the apartment number!