Just joined up but I feel like i’m part of some big dysfunctional family and it warms my cockles. I love this website. I’m deleting my cookies and bookmark now.
Someone is drunk.
Yup. But but so far, he’s being cool. Even if he has called us dysfunctional. Oh, well … in vino veritas, and all that jazz. 
Did he bring enough to share with the rest of us?
I have enough for all you. I am dancing to “maniac” my roommate just taped up his feet in duct tape because of his plantar warts…he thinks he has this thing whipped.
Yeah TRUE CANADIAN you’r my var, very, very best fren too! No truer fren that a TUR e** Canadian! AN ALL CAPOS CANADIAN!!! From CANADA!! GOD bless the MAple LKeaf peole. Thye are nmy bes frns tiooi evcen toyugh I’ve never ever been to cccANada I can imagine wahts it’s litke int he far, far nothrt where Santa Clkaus lives. Do you have reindeer? I luve reindeer almost as much as love Cnadaians! Lorne Green was a Canadian! “NOw simmer down lil’ HOSS!” he would sya in that gruff Candain tone and everybody would jump to like God spoke. He could even clam don the China cook ol hop sing wheh his [pigtail got cut off ! hE was a real man. Dum duh dah dum dah dum dah dah sum ah da… Daaa daaa dah!
Cut the guy a break. Who here hasn’t gone post-drunk when they first fell in love with this place?
Why, astro, I do declare. Are you drunk, hon? I don’t believe I’ve ever seen you post while you’re drunk. 
Anyways, I think this thread is right cute. Y’all have fun drinkin’ and postin’ and stuff. I sure am.
I like you but I will not touch your warm cockle!
Somebody get that boy a monkey butler.
Still drinking with us, TRUE CANADIAN?
you know with all those Canadians drunk now would be a good time to take over there country.Too bad most of America is drunk too. I got a idea , somebody wake up Utah and tell them to do it
We love you too True…well, at least until we flame you in the pit, but that won’t happen for hours probably… and by the way, you did send your dues money to me didn’t you?
I’m a beet teepsy m’self at the moment, and I love all of you guys too. I swear to the gods! Love you guys. GO DOPERS! And such. Oh shit yeah.
I volunteer often at this thing where you go early in the morning and serve breakfast to the homeless. On my first day during the leader-guy’s prayer, a very drunk homeless guy stood up and started loudly spouting stuff about how HE FUCKIN’ LOVED THAT GUY!! All the volunteers were like “What’s that guy’s problem?” Now I know! Drunken love!
I’m also laughing at how it’s New Year’s Eve, and the boards are going to be overrun with drunken posting. I’m at least trying to confine it to a drunken posting thread.
Love,
LC
I"m pretty fucked up now…lol
Canadian - check
Drunken posts - check
Move along people, nothing to see here.