I ask this because I’m drinking Crown Royal and feeling very tipsy. I don’t want to offend or be kicked out of here.
As long as you’re not a jerk (the cardinal rule around here is “don’t be a jerk”), there shouldn’t be a problem, IMHO, TRUE CANADIAN. Done a bit of posting-under-th’-influence myself.
Welcome to the SDMB, mate! 
Yes, it is. You COULD get out of line, not mean to, and get yourself in trouble with the Mods or other Dopers.
So don’t be a jerk is the rule, I can live with that rule. How hard could that be?
To some, that rule can be very hard to keep, TRUE CANADIAN. As Mr. Blue Sky said, if you don’t take care, those lowered inhibitions might lead to you sayin’ stuff that you wouldn’t normally say on th’ board while stone-cold sober. Such has happened, no doubt, before – and folk have been banned promptly for being total jerks.
Take care of yourself.
I think I’ll delete my bookmark just in case tonight. Just to be on the safe side.
It’s okay in my opinion if it leads to buying me flowers tomorrow.
As the others have said, “Just don’t be a jerk.” So, go out and submerge yourself in Labatts, Moosehead and Kokanee and enjoy!
[giggle]
I’m quite tipsy right now. I’ve posted while I’ve been to’n up too. 
Just don’t be a jerk, hon. Gosh, I don’t think I’ve been a jerk when I’ve posted drunk. Hmmm. Oh well, I guess if I had, I’d have been banned or something. Anyway, um, welcome to the boards, TRUE CANADIAN, and Happy New Year.
woohoo! drunken posting! happy new year! excuse me while i go make a drunken fry up…
If it is, please disregard this post.
Goin’ out to see some fireworks (and drink some more)
HAPPY NEW YEAR
You know what? I’ffve nevah liked ANY of youse anyways… There, I’ve said it. You think you’re so good, but yer nuffin’ but a bunch…
No. Sorry. I’m sorry, man. I really love you guys. You… you guys… sniff
Trai-LER for sale or RENT! ba boom ba boom…
HEY! What the hell do you think YOU’RE lookin’ at? HUH?
'scuse me. Gotta puke. 'scuse… getouddomahfugginway!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
As for the OP, no I can’t see a problem with it.
I have just two words:
masonite, I’ll be happy to fix you a drink.
Whoo, I hope it’s not frowned upon, because I am feelin’ a little goofy! Oh crud - I gotta work tomorrow 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It’s NYE. Drunken posting? Moi? Hell no.
No, really.
That’s unfathomable, Jessica2. What drink would you like?
beer? more, yes, please.
HEY.
I’ll have you know I’m the true Canadian around here.
(With the gay thing, I get a bye on the hockey playing. S’true.)