Do People ever post to the SDMB whilst drunk?
If so…
How often?
Are there any recent ones?
How obvious is it that they are drunk?
(I know this is a question, but it’s mundane and pointless so it deserves to go here)
You mean, like, drunk enough to post the same thread twice?
Two words : monkey butler.
The other was too drunk to be served. I bounced it.
Any post I make after 10pm on Friday or Saturday night is usually while under the influence of an excessive amount of chardonnay. This isn’t considered a PWI is it?
Could I lose my posting privileges for 90 days?
Will I have to attend a “posting while intoxicated” impact panel?
Should I retain an attorney if busted?
I figure if I’m drinking, the safest place I can be is at home in front of the keyboard.
Honey
I know naaaathink.
I’ve got a nice buzz on right now.
Gottaprollemwitdat?
::waving way up high with one hand::
Hi, OncleBiere!
Hi Coldybaby!
I will post and bump, bump and post until either mon Oncle or Clogboy responds.
Post and bump, bumpola et postola.
Hmmm… perhaps a different approach, in accordance with my infatuation with OncleBiere.
::Bump and grind, grind and bump::
Chicka chicka bow bow
I’m losing my buzz.
Yeah! I’m in fo’ dat! Drinkin’ now!!!
And I waive the power of attourney so that I may smite mine enemies whilste phenominalonimally in control of myslef!
I am the one and only!!!
The drunkard!!!
Unfortunately, I know that I am not the official drunkard of the SDMB, as I am acutely aware that I can be out-drunk by some few indi-viddles.
My favorite opposition is Biggirl, who never ceases to underdrink me.
That bitch.
I saw the title “Drunk Posters” and just knew I’d find Gorgy in here.
That Rat Bastard.
And because this thread makes me laugh everytime I read it, monkey butlers.
Hey, I finally get an inside joke! Yay, me! Or at least, I know (or think I do) what Eutychus is referring to in his post. SexyWriter admitted she was drunk, though… points for candidness, at any rate. 
And what about a camel butler?
I am hanging my head in shame.
Could one of the gracious Moderators please delete every last stupid post I made last night? Sam Adams is my friend, but last night he betrayed me.
I swear, if this board had a ‘reset’ button I’d be punching it right now.
Oh all right. Can’t a guy enjoy a little two or three day bender in peace and quiet? By the way, anybody else ever read the old piece by P.J. O’Rourke titled, So Drunk, a purported story from his hippie college days? It’s in this collection, Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence and a Bad Haircut: Twenty-Five Years of P. J. O’Rourke
Coldfire,
Thank you thank you thank you!!!
Never before (aside from two friends and I), have I ever heard anyone quote Fawlty Towers. You just made my week!
“allo. I speak eenglish. I learn it from a booook.”
I thought he was quoting Hogan’s Heroes. Sergeant Whatshisname says that.
Clear us up here, Clogboy!