I don't like Greek yogurt.

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As I said in a thread from last month,

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I like yogurt, but I’ve never quite trusted it, and I find Greek yogurt even more suspicious, looking all congealed as it does, like what you would get if you left a bowl of milk sitting out for a couple of weeks. And no one’s ever been able to explain to me what Greek yogurt is—what makes it Greek, what’s different about it—except that doesn’t “Greek” mean “anal”? So I’ve never been able to give it a fair trial.

Plus, the way some people spell it “yoghurt” just adds to my suspicion. I want to pronounce it “yog” (rhymes with “dog”) + “hurt” (as in Ouch!), but I’m not sure that’s right.