When she laughs it sounds like she is repeatedly gagging and horking. She wines and I just don’t like her as a person. She isn’t very nice. Just an FYI.
You get 2 points, but only because I like your name.
She’s loud too.
I have you beat, dorkus. I don’t like any of my coworkers.
Ask her if she would like a spoonful of STFU…see if she blinks twice.
STFU= Shut the Fuck Up
You don’t like one of your coworkers…! Only one, wow you are lucky. I don’t like about 700 of mine. Quit grumbling.
Is there no way to avoid her?
You know, I’ve never seriously disliked anyone I’ve worked with. Ever.
I used to think it was because I was very lucky, but then I came around to the idea that I only care about those people whom I do get along with, and those with whom I don’t, well, I hope none of them stepped in front of a bus while I wasn’t giving a fuck about 'em but in a position to pull 'em out of the street.
Anyway, just another way to look at the workplace, I guess.
I wish. It is only a mild gripe, I know. I was tempted to put it in MPSIMS but figured it would move to here. It is a compilation of all her little things that really gets to me. There are other coworkers I don’t really like but I can avoid them and not have to deal with them. She, on the other hand, sits caddycorner next to me and always comes over when she can’t figure out how she moved icons on her startup bar.
Tell her:
“shut up an kiss me”
and plant a big wet one on her. You heard me.I always thought it was KiddyCorner… 
Oh well - I pretty much like all of my coworkers, and I have 4 jobs, so thats saying something.
My technique is to try to find at least one thing I admire about the person and focus on that.
Perhaps she makes really good cookies and could bring you some…
Huh. I always heard catty-corner. Oh well, regional variations and all that.
Personally, the best answer I can give you is to light everyone on fire. Rude waitress? On fire! Annoying coworker? Toss some napalm over the cubicle wall! Didn’t get that raise? Arson for everyone! It’s so satisfying, and so very very warm besides…
What a burnout…
I’ve always heard it as “Kitty-corner”… it’s what is known as folk-etymology.
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FYI, it’s actually “catercorner.”
Oops, Astroboy beat me to it!
It’s cattywampus. Where did you people grow up?
iconoplast, I am constantly setting people on fire. I find it’s the most effective way to say “I think you need to shut the fuck up now.”
No, no, no, cattywampus is another way of saying wonkyjawed. Catty-cornered is when something’s kinda diagonal from you.
(by the way, I’m from western KY)
-brianjedi