I was in a clinic and they had a big sign up welcoming a new doctor. The sign read
We are pleased to welcome the following physician:
Anil Warrier, M.D.
Rhumatatology
He should have been a proctologist.
If only he were a proctologist – then you could feel bad for his patients! (ba-dum bum)
[obvious joke]
Could be worse…he could’ve been a proctologist.
[/obvious joke]
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Ahhh…new meme smell.
Curse you, Diogenes!
Note to self: Always finish SDMB replies BEFORE answering incoming e-mail from clients about new projects)
(On preview: <smug> Beat ya, Hal! 
</smug>)
What’s wrong, Scarlett , end up coming behind Hal ?
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Why do you suppose he’s not a proctologist?
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It’s like the first doctor ever to keep his porn film name when he finished Med school.
It’d be funny if he was a proctologist, huh?
It was a million to one chance, doc, a million to one!
I don’t believe thats his real name.
Almost as bad as the Dr. Richard Head.
“Anil” is a common Indian name.
What I don’t understand is why no-one’s commented on how he might have been a proctologist. 
There was this assistant professor at a university in Singapore whose name was something like Chew Shit Fun (which actually makes complete sense in Hokkien - it’s simply the transcription that could use work).
Thank you, that looks much better then the picture I took with my cell phone.
Almost as bad as A. Cockburn, Urologist from our area.
It’s a pity the guy in the OP wasn’t a proctologist, that would have been really funny.
My ophthalmologist’s name was Dr. Light.
And my dad went to a guy named Dr. Breakbone.