I was pitted over a Weird Earl. Can’t get much milder than that.
[sub]How did you know? Was it the black rings around my nostrils? Mmmm, jiffy markers…[/sub]
Mom? Is that you?
Malthus, that is exactly how I think of Texans. Spooky.
Lib, you must be confused - when you say your pittings are the delusions of of insane people, I think you mean your posts. 
God damn it, askeptic, anyone who drinks Bombay Sapphire is a friend of mine. There’s nothing better. Here is the heroic couplet completing a sonnet I wrote to cocktails:
And now for me: Martini, stirred, Sapphire,
Two olives, please. Colder, yes, and dryer.
Before you post anything else in the Pit, READ THE STICKY PIT RULES THREAD. Specifically, the parts about “no fake pittings” and “no joke threads”. The Pit isn’t a place where one can roast someone, and have it all be in good fun. Do this again and I’ll suspend your privileges for a week. I’d suspend them NOW, but I suspect that I’m even crankier than usual, so I’m bending over backwards for you.
In any case, do not EVER post a fake or joke Pit thread again, or post to one.
That goes for the rest of you, but ESPECIALLY Chastain86.
Lynn
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