I just ate too many girl scout cookies ('cause I have a project do and eating is always a fun distraction). Ugh! The sugary aftertaste!
So, you ate so many cookies…you fell?
Like an egg I suppose. (?)
Holy crap that’s a lot of cookies.
Your pit threads suck.
Try washing it down with Jarritos next time. Mexican pop, made with real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. Really good after exercising, really similar to choking to death on a bag of sugar any other time.
Oh. I meant “feel”.
No they don’t. I got six pages from one nine-word post with this one. That’s maximum return on investment.
Even a blind squirrel will find an occasional nut…
Never heard that one. 