I can’t play anymore, guys.
Thanks for the great laughs.
“Lick my piss flaps” will always have a place in my heart and I really think you’re all at your best when you’re not really mad.
Don’t anyone run and tell Ed I said I think you’re all a bunch of scrote-bags.
“Can’t play”? That sounds ominous, Nick.
Are we to take this to mean that in exchange for the excitement and privilege of moving topics, closing threads, and having a different noun in small type under your name, you can’t participate in our silliness here?
Say it ain’t so.
We do precision guesswork
Q. What’s the difference between C#3 and a bucket of shit?
A. The bucket.
Q. What’s the difference between Nickrz lying dead in the road and a skunk lying dead in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
(I always knew these old lawyer jokes would come in handy)
slythe:
What’s that supposed to mean? You knob-slobbing, jiz-gulping, dangling-ball-sack! Are you doubting my intelligence or looks, fuck-face?
Boy, this is fun.
You win.
You’re the cute one.
I’m sensing a lot of love on this thread, OK everybody, Group Hug!
It only hurts when I laugh.
To All:
I… FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!