I found a gem in the junk heap!

Ok, metaphorically. My brother owns a whole bunch of ‘bass’ (pronounced BASE) cd’s because that’s his thing, the loud bass thump and hum you get annoyed at during any drive anywhere. He has his system and it hums…

I usually don’t like any of these ‘assembly line’ type of cds. They almost all sound the same, and for the most part, the bass lines are all pretty much the same. BUT, I was making a cd for my bro, and he put this song on there, called ‘Tripnotic’ by Bass Planet on the Beat Planet X album. I think it is really cool. and not like the others…

So I think I can go thru more of his ‘music’ to find more ‘gems.’ Ok yeah right. I listened to a few more, and nope, no thank you after a few of them. If they don’t sound good in the first 5 seconds, it ain’t good.

I’ll put the song into my scour folder on i-drive. You should be able to find it through scour… maybe…

For any of you that care for this stuff.

I sure wish I had a system for my car. Then I can be big pimpin baby!

Or not.

Ah, the classic ‘doof-doof’ car. The kind all the girls measure penises by.

Could you give me his address? I’d like to come over at 1am and annoy the fuck out of him? Could you also let me know when he has kids? I’d like to hang out outside his house with an incrdibly loud stereo so I can wake them up from their naps.
Thanks!

Yeah: the more ‘doof-doof’, the smaller his dick…

From my humble experience, girls don’t give a shit about how good your sound system is, either in your car or in your home. Hifi is a guy thing, just like shopping and clothes are a girl thing.

The only penis of any length here is the one your hands are superglued to.