I found a nut on the Internet

even_sven · November 4, 2003, 3:45am

This guy is a truely original nutcase. He promises to tell us the truth about women.

From what I can decipher, he believes that all modern women suffer from a hormone inbalance. This in turn causes them to do all kinds of evil actions. Supposably he has some predictions for the future, but I am not there yet.

Saint_Zero · November 4, 2003, 3:58am

An inspired nut. Finding nuts on the internet, isn’t hard. This one is rather inspired and unwilling to let stuff like “Facts” or “Expirmental Data” contaminate his reasoning.

Classic.

Already_in_Use · November 4, 2003, 4:06am

Heh. “In other words regular women’s underdeveloped forms are not mere their anatomic features or outward qualities, but undeniable visual symptoms of some serious hormonal disturbance. Usually we can’t notice these crying signs of disease just because all women bear them. It is one of the cases when something regular is wrongly considered normal. Only the comparison with the Ancient Indian Buddhist carvings reveals this mistake.”

Already_in_Use · November 4, 2003, 4:16am

The solution is obviously more power-sucking of feminine nipplage. And I, for one, am prepared to selflessly volunteer myself for this daunting task.

SanguineSpider · November 4, 2003, 5:09am

Yeah, I am a walking, talking hormonally challenged female.

adopts the “Valley girl” tone of voice quicker than the blink of an eye

What-EVER!

SanguineSpider · November 4, 2003, 5:11am

bah bah bah! tries again disdainfully

What-EVER!

Ms_Macphisto · November 4, 2003, 5:38am

Dammit, the site’s exceeded its bandwidth limit. I guess I’ll have to wait to check out this guy’s ravings, assuming my hormonal imbalance doesn’t drive me to do something evil out of impatience.

wolf_meister · November 4, 2003, 7:10am

Yes it is always an indication of how seriously dedicated a person is to their Internet crusade when they have to resort to a free website provider (in this case Tripod).

Kal · November 4, 2003, 8:32am

I know it’s your homones and everything, but y’all better stop dissing my homepage.

What?

Kal · November 4, 2003, 8:44am

Do I need to point out that I was joking and don’t really own that website?

No?

Good.

heresiarch · November 4, 2003, 12:33pm

That’s some nice back-pedaling, there. Misogynist!

jjimm · November 4, 2003, 12:39pm

Blimey, the site has already been Doped - “Bandwidth exceeded”.

LSLGuy · November 4, 2003, 1:46pm

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If you like nutcases on the net, try www.timecube.com. He’s picked a fairly non-controversial topic, but his insanity is clearly on display for all. I feel sorry for someone in his condition, but I have to admit it’s sorta funny at the same time. Scary-funny.
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BrotherCadfael · November 4, 2003, 2:14pm

Only one?

Nocturnomath_1 · November 4, 2003, 2:48pm

Women and hormones? How trite is that?

UncleBeer · November 4, 2003, 6:27pm

Timecube is old hat. Try this guy for some special wackiness:

http://www.evidence-timeline.com/
A representative sample:

I have been briefed of the capabilities to detonate the earth atmosphere where is at if need be to ensure that all of theses issues of diseases, aging, crimes against men, death, invalidness, blindness, and occupancy of the power of time by a beast who stole it from me come to an end

Namely, the capabilities of detonating the entire earth atmosphere exist, and a demo of it by time access was set on the year of birth of my grand mother 1908 over Soviet Siberia, the tungunska incident, where a small amount of the atmosphere was detonated by satellite time-channel access

Another weapon which I have been brief is automatically enacted is the asteroid belt, asteroids and meteorites, which are mathematically 100 percent probability to destroy the earth by collisions, and which number, frequency and density increases as more stress I endure

If anyone goes to NASA JPL now and request NEO ( Near Earth Orbiting ) tables, one can see in the last 6 years, the number of them has increased exponentially, and which number correlates to my date of birth, and to all constants in my life in the form of distance, mass, magnitude, speed, etc

This asteroid belt insurance of time to make sure that no men can govern over other by force, or lies, or by disobeying the laws of god. In society to let us know that we will be hit with the belt, we are made to sometimes spank our children with the belt in their butts, this is a simile programmed in our idiosyncrasies that daddy belt ( the asteroid belt ) is going to spank us if we disobey big daddy

World_Eater · November 4, 2003, 6:41pm

I think we killed the site.

jjimm · November 4, 2003, 10:25pm

OK, I did it. For the sake of the SDMB I actually read every word of Timecube, so you don’t have to. This strikes me as the most beautifully phrased sentence of the whole thing:

OK sir… now put the keyboard down and step away from the internet.

davidm · November 4, 2003, 10:59pm

I’m not so sure that the topic is non-controversial. I’ve never even been able to figure out what the topic is, but it does seem to hint at anti-semitism in places. From his page titled ARE YOU JEWISH:

ARE YOU JEWISH?
I Am Not Jewish, Neither
Was My Mother Or Father.

Anyone saying that Jesus
and his Jewish father had
something to do with my
birth, is a damn evil liar.

I am of Nature’s Harmonic
Time Cube - in which both
word and god are outlawed.
No plant nor animal speaks
word, a fraud by evil adults.
                                        Gene Ray

skeptic_ev · November 5, 2003, 12:32am

Wow. That timecube site is something else. How does that guy get through a regular day? I didn’t read the whole thing (how could you?), but I did find this little gem, which I may actually put in my sig.

“Life is based upon a perfect math or your arm would be too short to wipe your butt.”

Sadly, I too think the SDMBers killed the site in the OP.