One of my favourite jokes:
Easter has been cancelled.
They found the body.
It’s always the last place you look.
Band name!!!
Well, I’d hope so…
I’ve read every other post here, and this is the only piece that’s got to be sacreligious.
Oh, you’re going straight to Hell, none of this being judged by St. Peter bullshit.
I found Jesus once…
He was hiding in my trunk on the way back from Nogales.
I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
long as I got a sleeping Jesus
laying in the dust behind my couch
God is gonna get me now for sure.
b.
Did you at least stop and get him something to eat at the huge McDonalds at the border by Nogales?
Yeah, we were discussing this over here too.
“How’s the weather there in New England?” my friend asked the other day. “Yellow.” I replied. Well, it was!
Um, oops! This was supposed to go in a totally different thread. My humblest apologies!
Personally, I’d stick him in an oversized mason jar and charge $5 a gander. $3 for kids and seniors.
Ranchoth
There’s cookies missing again. Where’s Jesus now?
Don’t. Stomata stains are a bitch to get out of the upholstery.
For what it’s worth, Kinky Friedman found Jesus in a men’s room near L.A… He helped Kinky there and might help someone else if you put him back. [sub]Oh God, I am going to hell…[/sub]