Ms Hook and I found an interesting one in a cemetery in El Paso, TX
Miss on you pister if you think your so mucking fuch.
It was for some doctor who died in the early 2000s, think he was a dentist.
Either, “Well, that sucked.”
or
“Fuckin’ Tennessee.”
I’m pretty sure this state will be the death of me, and even if it isn’t, I’m inclined to blame it on general principle and in retaliation for perceived slights.
Late addition: “I hadn’t really prepared for this eventuality.”
Whatever happened to an old fashioned:
GOOD
RIDDANCE
?
“My only regret is that I had bonitis”
If you can read this, I’m looking up your skirt.
I’m not sure what I want on my headstone but when I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
BRB
LOL
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
“Still better than Florida”.
“Old eoungh to know better; young enough to do it anyway.”
Tripler
It’s my personal motto.
Tonight we dine in hell!!
“I’d like to get out now, please.”
" Ask not for whom the velcros. It cros for thee. "
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
If I was going to go silly instead of the serious one I already posted, I’d have a parrot engraved on the corner of the tombstone, and it would read:
I’m nailed to the perch!
For those who choose to stay
Will live just one more day
To do the things they should have done
I just saw this awesome bas relief headstone from about 1889 showing the Stephens couple, and on the back, “Here we lie by consent. After 57 years 2 months and 2 days sojourning through life awaiting natures immutable laws to return us back to the elements of the universe of which we were first composed”
Justice, not sympathy (And I actually did see this on a gravestone once.)