He’s right here.
Haw!
Aw. 
sighs I was trying to cut back on sushi anyway.
Funny. Very Funny.
Well, I thought it was funny.
Anyway I’m at work last week (I work in a prison for those who don’t know). One of the inmates had been confined to a psych cell because he’d been acting crazy. To demonstrate this, he stood up on his bed and took a headfirst dive into his stainless steel toilet.
So as we’re watching the nurse bandage up his head, I turned to my sergeant and said, “I knew it was a bad idea to let them watch Finding Nemo. Now they’re all going to try to escape that way.”