I found the best hand cream!

Mundane, remember?

Seriously. A few years ago I got addicted to this hand cream that is no longer made. Can’t remember what it was called to save my life - it was a brand you could buy in the grocery store.

So I buy this 4 oz., $25.00 Aveda hand cream, thinking more expensive equals better quality. Wrong.

This weekend I decided to try Neurtogena Hand Cream. It rooocks! I had only used it six times (2 applications in three days) when my hands felt soft and supple.

I love it!

The End

Yeah, but it’s better with celery and green pepper.

*running and ducking, both arms over his head

This puts me in mind of an old Consumer Reports article I read about hand soap. There conclusion was that all hand soap was just about the same, all of it did a good job of cleaning except for the really expensive designer brand, which was notably inferior in all the categories they tested.

Ah, the power of marketing.

Dammit. I thought this was gonna be another thread about masturbation.

hmmmm…

I’m gonna kick yer butt Ike.

Was barely beaten to the punch on the masturbation joke…

'cause you’ve got a dirty mind. OTOH I thought it was the joke about the nearsighted nuns looking for a vending machine in a nudist colony. Hmm, guess I have a dirty mind too.

Nothing compairs to Steve Martins “Penis Beauty Cream” for a soft supple penis.

Is neutrogena the one developed by Sweedish fishermen?
Maybe it was Norwegion.Scandanavian at least.