But could one of you bastards start a thread for me? No, of course not. Not for me! I’m just Silver Fire, no big deal. Apparently no one even took the time to notice. It’s not because no one wanted to start a thread either, because not ONE of you people has mentioned it in chat. You want it that way, fine. I’m done starting threads for you guys then, and I’m not going to congratulate any of you anymore. Pricks.
[sub]Happy One Year (and a week now, you assholes) To Me![/sub]
No, I did not post this thread in the wrong forum. IMHO, you people are all pricks.
Or something.
Love you, Czarcasm. 
Sorry 'bout that Silver.
I would have started a thread, of course, but I was still bitter over nobody recognizing MY one year (and three weeks now) anniversary.
So happy one year (and a week or so) to you!
I’m sorry, Silver, I was too busy soliciting you for cybersex to notice!
Maybe I was sulking because you never noticed when I nailed three grand. 
–Tim
I was busy communicating with aliens via my cell phone.
Happy one year!
One year?? That’s nothing! Me, I haven’t humped a dog for like twenty years now!
Or were we talking about something else?
(runs away)
I have no idea who you are or what you’re celebrating a year of, but congratulations! I knew you could do it! In fact, a year ago, I said “You know, I think Silver Fire is going to make it a year, and probably a long time after that!” Good job!
I love you too, Silver Hotpants! 
IMHO, you are one of the brighter spots in the SD universe, and I find it hard to believe that you’ve only been here just over a year.
To keep this in IMHO, Please say three nice things about Silver Fire.
I really don’t think I’m to blame.
Firstly, I’m getting ready for my own One Year anniversary next month, so I’m busy.
Secondly, we’ve never been introduced.
Thirdly, I thought that these threads had all been started in your honor:
What do you find sexy?
Must Haves for a first apartment?
Breast or Bottle??
Most obvious hints you’ve ever missed
What are your favorite charities?
Happy One Year!
I startred several threads but the mods kept locking them.
Really I swear!
They said I got too graphic [sub]or was it pornographic[/sub] or something.
So in honor of you aniversary baby I’m gonna <deleted by mods>
How’s that?
Bottle of Smoke: Happy One Year! (And 1000 or so posts.)
MrC (sorry, I can’t adapt to this “Manservant” thing): I’ll let it slide. This time.
Homer: Happy 3000!! To be quite honest with you, I haven’t noticed you at all much lately. Where’ve you been posting? And what’s up with you never coming to chat anymore?
Rasa: My cellphone doesn’t let me communicate with aliens!
::sulk::
Giraffe: Ummm… Thanks?
Captain Amazing: I’ve been a member here for one year, btw.
KneadToKnow: Hi! ::extends hand:: I’m Silver Fire.
Zebra: We’ll have to take it to email.
Czarcasm, thank you. “Brighter spots”? You’ve certainly brightened my day.
KneadToKnow and Zebra still have to say three nice things about me because Czarcasm said so.
Who??? Silver Fight…I don’t know any Silver Fight…Fire…oh yeah I know her…Happy Anniversary, Silver, don’t feel bad…I am still waiting for my anniversary thread and its about 9 months overdue…you don’t think it got lost in the mail do you???
Keith
Thanks, Odie! Happy Anniversary to you, too. Now say three nice things about me!!
Silver Fire, Attention Whore Extraordinare
[ul]yum
grrrrrrrrrrrrrowlll
hubba-hubba[/ul]
Didnt… even… notice… me…? ::sniff sniff:: I think I’m gonna cry…
–Tim
Nobody noticed my one-year anniversary, either.
But they think I’m sexy, so it’s an acceptable trade-off, I guess.
One She has that Silver thing going on.
Two She has that Fire thing down pat.
Three She makes me want to take my <deleted by mods> and stick it <deleted by mods> three times and then <deleted by mods> with some cooking oil and a <deleted by mods> going 110 in my Camero through a school zone while <deleted by mods> in a french maid outfit.