I give up -- Hoe DO you get seven calves in a car?

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You take the elephant out first.

Ba-DUM tissshhhhhh

A made-for-TV movie is to follow… Seven Rides for Seven Udders.

:: runs away screaming ::

Er…

First off, having been through Ogdensburg more than a few times - wow. (I thought everyone there drove pick-ups.)

Secondly, Cal Meacham, don’t you remember the “dead baby” cycle of gross-out jokes?

(Spoiler box used to spare the squeemish.)

[spoiler]Q: How do you get 1000 dead babies into a Volkswagen?

A: La Machine

Q: How do you get them out?

A: A straw.[/spoiler]

See, that’s what comes from living in a climate where your brain freezes every winter and you have spent your life drinking polluted river water. :wink:

What should you call seven calves in a Neon?

Chuck.

And after you get them out?

Patty.

Take off their hats?

Oh, no, that’s Popes in a Volkswagon.

:smiley:

Six of your friends and Heather Mills McCartney?

Oooohhhhh, *cow * calves.

**Dianag{/b] - That would be three friends and Heather Mills McCartney, unless you have 6 friends with one leg amputated.

StG

:smack:
Dammit.

Mmmmmmmm. . . veal!

I can’t, and don’t call me a “hoe”!

Okay, let’s assume they were newborn calves. How big is a newborn calf, and can one get SEVEN into a 2000 Dodge Neon? (I mean, he did, but yikes!)

They’re not that big. Roughly the size of a large dog. Volume-wise there’d be no issue.

I would say “with a blender.”

Greatest.
Ass Kicking Contest.
Ever.

So, seven German shepherds in a Dodge Neon? Is that the 2 door or 4 door version?

I think he made more than one trip.