Yep. Had enough trying. Nothing works anymore. 'Bout time I faced the fact that my sex life is over for this lifetime.
Sorry, ladies.
Have you tried livestock?
Well you can always buy it.
Alot of aging men can attest to that.
Buck it up mate. How old are you, Mid 30’s or so?
Many Roman Catholic preacher men live long lives 
Sex is not the be all and end all to a mans life
Damn and, I was so trying to stop lying for lent
I promised not to complain, but this part-Setter always wants to keep his shillelagh polished.
Would this particular trough somehow be related to marriage? I’ve heard that pretty much puts the lock-down on the sex-life, in some cases.
Yeah, yeah. I can sympathize, really. I’m going on 2 months with none. And far longer since I’ve had relationship sex.
I’m ok with the whole non-relationship thing. It’s the lack of sex that gets to me.
If you were closer to Atlanta, I’d offer to help you out. But, alas, it’s not to be. 
You may SAY that, but I know what’s REALLY goin’ on…
Sorry to hear that Eutychus55. When you say that “nothing works” anymore - is that physically or figuratively? There is lots that can be done for, ya know, the physical aspect. 
If its the other, maybe some of us SDMB ladies can give you some advice. Just a thought.
[sub]cnotechris - next time - I promise[/sub]
You sure get around, callie dear.
Well, you know what they say about masturbation - you meet a better class of people that way.
Oh how sweet… wait a minute… was that a… no I’m sure it wasn’t. The “dear” at the end saved you.
Euty, I commiserate. Unless the 25 year old Brazilian stripper who lives next to me, who coincidentally I have been feeding drinks to IRL between posts, wants to um, how do you say it, THANK me.
In that case… neener, neener, neener.
It’s because you’re circumcised. ;j
You should try homosexuality. Or the priesthood.
What’s the diff?
(a former Catholic who had issues with the Pope, he owes me money.)
I gave up on orgasms. Them I can get for myself. The only reason I have sex anymore is for the foreplay.
…or was that not sensitive enough?
Aw, Euty. I’d do ya.
Thanks for treating it like a joke, everybody.
Euty, we have to treat it like a joke. We’d be too horrified otherwise…want to tell us what’s behind that unhappy little statement? If we have nothing to work with we create our own tangents.
Its not that we don’t want to support you, or that we don’t take you seriously. We just don’t know what you want of us…so tell us the story…please?
Maybe you’re trying too hard and coming off as desperate? My best friend (a 20 year male, for the record) comes off as so pushy, he scares girls away. Since I’ve known him, he’s given up on trying to get laid 3 different times, and usually soon after, he gets some. It’s a pretty good idea, if you think about it…
Aww, Euty…are you talking about sex with a person you’re involved with or married to, or sex in general?
We could respond more appropriately if we knew…
Otherwise, I’d stay away from livestock. Especially with this F&M thing.