Soooo…then Dr. Atkins is the antichrist?
We need an applause smiley. Betenoir, you made my day!
No, that’s only in the Romano Rite. In the Byzantine Rite, it’s feta.
We have a schism. Fortunately, we’ve been training the Pestoine and Garlicine Militant Orders for just such a…disagreement.
Naah, the IPU isn’t endangered, merely Lesser-Spotted
We must all prepare for the coming of the Great White Handkerchief.
[Bluto]Food fight![/Bluto]
I am old school, the FSM is nothing compared to the IPU.
IPU, IPU, How do we know she’s Pink?
Why Faith of course.
No she is not a talking horse but a Pink Unicorn that happens to be invisible.
No her name is not faith, you just gotta have ‘faith’ to believe in the Great and Good Invisible [COLOR=Pink]Pink Unicorn [/COLOR] .
Of course Kansas should be teaching about the FSM & IPU with ID. It is only fair.
Special credit for the origin of man according to the Silmarillion.
Jim
Due to rather spotty tithing, he’s been forced to go with the stuff in the green can, but it’s okay if it’s been blessed first.
Christ who? Isn’t Marco Polo the FSM’s only begotten son, sent to live among us mortals? Or is it Captain Kidd?
What type of sauce do I use for my baptism?
Apostate! Heretic! Dukey Butt!
Aldente Non Carborundum!
I’ve never told them, they just ask. I’m normally too tired at bedtime to come up with something suitable to the title. Now, if any creative Doper wanted to ghost it for me, I’d be more than happy to accomodate the little anklebiters.
Any takers?*
*This is a great opportunity to mess with the minds of the future of America, by proxy.
No, no, no, this “christ” doesn’t come into this anywhere.
Dr. Atkins is the antipasto.
There’s no schism. This was all carefully orchestrated by the Bicarbonatti, descendants of the Alka of Seltzer and Bismuth de Pepto. It’s a conspiracy, I tel… :: whack ::
Bah, FSM is nuthing. IPU is also most easily rendered God ever.
Here is my picture of her:
Did you like it?
True; the Lesser Spotted Invisible Pink Unicorn is quite common. It’s the Greater Spotted Invisible Pink Unicorn whose population is declining due (mainly) to habitat loss.
Worshippers of the IPU must beware, lest they be led into temptation by a unicorn who fell from grace and reigns in hell: the Avenging Unicorn.
Spit take Smilies, where is the spit take Smilies, I love the Mime, I thought the Businessman was wearing a cross and was one of the anoying religious nuts that try to convert you on your doorstep.
Are you sure the AU is fallen and not a servant of IPU?
sigh
twirls arrows
Nobody worships us anymore. Guess we’re just not good enough for all these modern-day religions.
mopes off
I printed out a couple brochures and sabotaged the brochure receptacle at the office down the hall. Let’s see how long it takes them to notice!
If you mean Aphrodite and the other Greek Gods, no I am afraid your worship is gone and now we only appreciate the aesthetics that you inspired.