“Thou shalt have no graven images.”
This is a Major Religion, pal, not a shop class! ;j
That’s what I’m saying. Really, what happened to all the sacrifices? The altars? The doves, the roses, the young nubile virgins?
si-i-i-i-igh
That’s the best I could do. 
I can’t wait until this evening, when I tuck them cozy in their beds, and then regale them with tales of vagal-cephalic response.
snort - that was just about perfect.
That’s not pink.
(my bolding)
If we had been able to find “the young nubile virgins”, the last thing we would do is sacrifice them of course.
Oops try this one then.
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Better?
If you have faith that it is, then it is.
You mean Jewish Princesses?
Nearly two hours, and several people have walked past the receptacle. Still, nobody’s noticed. I printed them on neon yellow paper too! Must be because it’s friday. Everyone’s zombified.
I hope you get to see a few reactions, from the right people it could be priceless.
Let us know.
I had to explain what the Babel Fish was to our Office’s most Religious Person and she had a dazed look when I was done with how this creature Disproved God’s existance. (I had recently showed her the Babel Fish site’s ability to translate Spanish to English for her)
JIm
The sad thing is, it’s only a matter of time before people start taking the FSM seriously. Pretty soon we’ll have the dismal sight of some celebrity savaging an interviewer for suggesting that for some people, in certain circumstances, dried boxed spaghetti from the grocery store may be okay.
What can I say? Our pasta is a powerful and vengeful pasta. Semolina be His name.
I don’t know whether I should congratulate you or push you into traffic.
Behold! A representation of our Noodly Lord now graces the top of my scanner, to keep me close to him.
You know those statues of the Virgin Mary that cry blood? My FSM cries olive oil sometimes.
You try to raise them to praise His Noodley Goodness…and they look so cute in their little eye patches in the pagents…and then, what happens…my only son came home one day and announced he was a…Jemima’s witness. It breaks a mother’s heart, I tell you. “Y’all want some pancakes?”
I don’t mean to seen irreverant as it were, but have ya’ll ever seen FSM and Cthulhu together at the same time?
http://www.emf.net/~estephen/cthulhu.gif
Hey, I’m worshipping you in my own way. It might not be a way anyone wants to hear about…but it’s a form of worship. 
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