I Got My Spice Girl Name!!!

I am now officially registered as Pluto Spice at the Spice Girl name webpage.

One of our (relatively) new posters has a website that includes this useful page – no, she’s not an actual fan, her tongue is planted firmly in her cheek – and she has responded to my e-mail pleading for recognition by granting my request.

I won’t tell you who it is, since she might not appreciate a flood of e-mails from all you lemmings out there (and she’s probably wondering right now who this pluto guy is and why did she ever put her homepage in her profile) but I’m sure she’ll open this thread and she can identify herself if she wants to.

Just think of the possibilities, though:

Ukulele Spice
Cowgod Spice
Uncle Spice, or Beer Spice, your pick.
CatRandom Spice
Zette Spice
and, God forbid, Satan Spice!

I’m a vegetarian once removed. I only eat meat from animals that are vegetarians.

And for an aphrodisiac, Moosie Spice!

Yech.


Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Well BurnMeUp Spice doesn’t sound so good.

Now Sailor Scout Burn… that has class!


If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.

Bunny Spice. Maybe that’s something you put on rabbits before you cook 'em!

phouka spice . . . something you put on your invisible, six foot bunnies!

Catrandom Spice! I rather like the sound of that, though perhaps it should be three words: Cat Random Spice.

Considering the originals, wouldn’t Satan Spice be sort of redundant?

Catrandom

What in the wide wide world of blazin’ saddles would you want a spice name for?

Just call me terrified and I’ll be ignoring pluto spice until I shit nickles spice.


“A bird in the hand is the Devil’s workshop; it is the goose that laid the bad apple.” - TennHippie

Is ** Pathetic Spice ** taken?


“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks

And how about Old Broad? Can she be Old Spice?

She’ll have to ask Carl Berry first.

My friend’s teenage daughter is painfully shy. She owns a pair of those thick-soled Spice Girlish sneakers.

I suggested we call her Fraidy Spice.

Studi Spice? No.

Stud Spice? Oh yeah.

Studi


When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.

Guano Spice? Urgh! The mind boggles!


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Pundit Spice?

Nah!

Good thing, cause I’d have a hell of a time getting into those hot pants.

Dirty Spice? Devil Spice? Oh, the humanity of it all!

(I’m leaving now. My head hurts.)

I wanna be Spice Spice Baby … or maybe Andrew Spice Clay.

Would Wozzie Spice be too stupid? How about My roommate’s Italian, would that make him Pizza Spice? Oh, I could go on for days, but sadly, I’m not funny. :rolleyes:


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

Seale Spice? hmmm.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Suzie Spice… sounds more like a bubble bath I think


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

Just call me Mr Spice.

No. Wait. Better idea.

Don’t call me Mr Spice.

Yes. Much better.