Thanks to the internet, wonder no more!
Visit this site, type in your given name, and click the Pimpafy button.
Yours,
Delicious P. Dogg
Not really a Pit thread, but the link does have some language that wouldn’t fit in MPSIMS.
Bow to the Reverend Slick Rockefeller Ice
Snake Eyes L. Dazzle checking in here.
**Suede D. Love[/bold]
I like it! I like it alot!
Mine is Dopetastic T. Slim. How cool is that? 
Stealth Maestro Seth Smooth, Silver Tongue S. Large or possibly Ice Master S. Kicks.
So step off, bitches! :waggles cane:
Kinda cool, but not so unique.
I got Dopetastic T. Shizzle 
Icemaster Rich Smooth
That was the one I like best, after discovering that the name changes every time you hit “submit”
You see, this is why I should preview before I post a follow up. :rolleyes:
“Tricktickler Una Beautiful”? Sounds like a “ho’s” name, rather than that of a “pimp”. 
However, if I ever decide to change my username…
Fine Ass T. Joker is under consideration 
I’m moving this to MPSIMS. It doesn’t belong in the Pit.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
Deacon Dr. B. Trump here. I say “YO’ FIRED!” whenever I terminate a ho’s employment.
Master White Chocolate M Trump signing in!
Dopetastic B. Beautiful!
Sugartastic Michael Clinton, Tricktickler B. Glide, or my favorite: Sticky Fingers Mike Valentine.
Sweet Chocolate Vena Beautiful
I have to get new business cards!!!
This one is sooooooooo apropos.
President David Clinton
I am named after the King of tha Pimps.
…followed up immediately with Silicon Slick D. Clinton.
Are we noticing a theme here?
Step aside for Stealth Maestro J. Large.
Beeeeeyotch!