Using “Beauty” and “Personified”, I gets…
D. Magical Personified Squeeze!
Anyhoo…
Mine’s kind of odd:
Big Playah A. G.
Somehow, I think a pimp named Mr. White Chocolate Andrew Ice wouldn’t last too long in thu biz …
Pimptastic S. Sneed
Heh.
~S
Mack Master B. Flex Kickin it live, beyotch.
Devious Honey Silver Wicked
Nah, it just doesn’t come off the tongue easy, y’know?
Fine Ass Jon Slim
G. Digital J. Slick
Treacherous D. Glide…
bitches!
Yo! Dis be Crazy Eyes C. Flava, in da hizzouz, kickin’ it old school y’all.
I have no idea what I just said.
Mack Master Maastricht Rockefeller
Fantastic! Except…I’m female 
Lemmy try to pimpessyfy:
Mack Mistress Maastricht Vanderbilt.
Yeah, that has a nice ring to it.
I am…
Mack Master G. Love
Mr. White Chocolate [lastname] Schnizzle is my favorite so far, though Reverend Doctor P. Flash and Dopetastic [firstname] Flava have nice rings to 'em.
I shall settle on … G. Digital P. Rock.
Vicious D. Janet G.
Ya know, Dances, I can honestly say that until this post, I had never actually wondered what my pimp name might be. You’ve opened up a whole new train of thought for me. And sniff I just want to thank you, man. sniff
Peace Out,
Suede Cyndy Loco Magic Tickle Cyndy Love
Wow. I feel all powerful now
The Reverend Dr. Kalhoun Valentine. I’d be a Madame, so I guess it works.
It took three tries to get a keeper: Sheik J. Flex
Funk Master Misstee Wicked
It gave me** Funk Master K. Quick**, so I guess I’m
FUNK MISTRESS K. QUICK
If I use MissTake, please welcome:
Devious Honey Take Flash
If I use my real name, just call me
Silicon Slick K. Jazz
Yo! Yo! Yo!
All you biotches up in da houzz!
Make room fo yo new Pimp Big Daddy:
Silicon Slick Brand Loco
Now get out there and be workin’ them chumps.