I like a lot of you and don’t want you to lose track of me. And I don’t want to confuse a bunch of people.
I changed my name to Spice Weasel because my old handle contained too much identifying information. That mattered a lot less when I was a little Dopeling in 2007, but the older I get, the more compelled I feel to care about stuff like that. So on the Dope and only on the Dope I am henceforth known as Spice Weasel.
For those not in the know, Spice Weasel.
Thank you 
Digging the new handle! 
However, I for one shall still keep a wary ear out for the tramping of little olive boots as they go marching.
I have made a note in your file.
Ave, Spice Weasel! Vale, olivesmarch4th!
Yeah, sucks that Hypno-Toad was already taken
But I like Spice Weasel too!
Thanks for letting me know.
Sometimes I wonder if I should change my name - it’s probably more revealing than** Spice Weasel**'s old name.
Alright Spice!
God, is that you?
That’s always ominous coming from you, Skald.
If I intended you ill, I wouldn’t warn you. That would be foolish.
Changed my mind. Wasn’t funny, was in poor taste.
When did you first discover your love for Neptunian cuisine?
<australian accent>Quite the spice program there!</australian accent>
Welcome o person formerly named 4th. Spice Weasel works.
Spice Weasel?? That name totally fucking rocks!
Bammm!
Spice Weasels give Morbo gas.
Is anyone else old enough to remember that Alka-Seltzer commercial?
“Mama mia, dat’s a spicy weasel!”
Best user name since Cooler of Death.
it’s kind of you to announce it, I like keeping up. 
Time to knock it up a notch!