Okay, okay, I haven’t sent my stuff yet. I have been extraordinarily strapped for cash of late. The stuff is in the box, ready to go, but I have not had the cash to spare for the postage (we had an extra child in our house for a month–he’s gone now, though, so next pay, I’ll have a few more bucks).
On the upside, I got my stuff today, from bernse!
The Loot:
A copy of Titanic, with a letter explaining that he ended up with two copies when he got married. Well, dear **bernse, now I have two copies. 
A plastic NTN slide rule. At least, I think it’s a slide rule. I’ve never actually owned or used one, ever, and I never will. So, this one was probably the whitest elephant in the box.
A broken digital clock, from United Tool Supply, Ltd. Looks great on my computer table!
A coffee mug, white, with a drawing of an old building on it, and underneath, it says “Strathmore.” This is good–I drink a LOT of coffee. I will use this. Often.
My personal favorite, though, is the pen. An ordinary black pen, except that the base is wide, so you can stand it upright. No logo, no lettering, no nothing. It writes, even. BUT, this pen had a post-it note attached to it, informing me that this was indeed the Magic Pen of DOOM!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I own the Magic Pen of DOOM! BOW before me, mortals! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks, bernse! You made my day in a big way. 