I Got Nuttin’… The Worst Ever MMP

Heff, Alistair McCello is meli’s boyfriend. He’s such a good boyfriend that he introduced her to us :slight_smile:

gt, the show was called “El gran circo de TVE”. Google “los payasos de la tele”.

First, TVE: once upon a time, in Spain there was only national TV. Two channels: la 1 and la 2. La 2 has always been the one with more documentaries and other Cultural stuff. There is also a third channel: TVE Internacional.

TVE collaborates with “our sister televisions” quite often; for example, in Latin America it’s common to see newsclips with the TVE logo. They aren’t just from the Spanish news agency, it’s directly the TVE images. Between collaborations, TVE Internacional and the amount of latin channels that directly “steal”* TVE’s footage, it may actually be the most watched chain in Hispanicland.

  • If TVE doesn’t think it’s worth it to bring out the lawyers to sue some televangelic chain in Costa Rica for playing TVE-logoed, VCR-recorded footage of a concert in Montserrat, it’s not really much of a steal, is it? I mean, if the original owner doesn’t mind, what crime? It’s like the difference between rape and bondage.

The Aragón family have been clowns for generations; it’s also one of those families where the options for number of children are “none” and “a dozen”. I’ve won a couple of bets when I said that a performer whose lastname isn’t Aragón was one, someone else said no, we investigated a bit… her mom or his grandmom were Aragón, nyah, nyah (and the guy in question has the family looks big time, in her case I just happened to know it).
El Gran Circo (which started in the '70s) would have a bunch of guest artists (some of whom became quite famous as well) but the main dish was always the singing and the three brothers: Gaby, Fofó y Miliki. Gaby (Gabriel) was the eldest; he doubled as master of ceremonies and wore a black tail-coat, no makeup. He was the “serious one” always amazed by the things his brothers came up with. Fofó (Rodolfo) was the composer; he was very good with shy kids. Miliki (Miguel) was the one that had the highest ability to get all the kids roused up; I think he’s actually cousin to the other two. They were joined quite soon by Fofito (Fofó’s eldest son, also called Rodolfo). The three “funnies” wore similar clothes that can best be described as overlong red T-shirts, reaching down to their ankles; big black shoes, clown noses, blush but not “clown makeup” and hats. Fofó wore a red bowler hat; Fofito a tiny black one; Miliki, the most horrid cap I’ve ever seen (my WAG is he must have stolen it from a golfer). The show ran for a long time, almost 20 years I think.

In this picture you can see, from left to right: Fofito, Miliki, Fofó and Gaby.

Miliki recently released a record called "A mis niños de treinta años which didn’t sell out faster because that would have made Einstein sad.
For some reason, the one anecdote of their lives that’s always stuck with me is that one about being living in Chicago, wanting some chorizo, not being able to find any, deciding to buy a pig and make the chorizo themselves… and every Hispanic immigrant ten towns around “dropping by”. They started a chorizo factory.

Miliki’s eldest son, Emilio Aragón, “Milikito”, who was also with the Circo for a while, is Spanish TV’s most succesful producer. His first show was (judging from your descriptions) similar to SNL. Interviews, music (anybody in that family plays at least two instruments), sketches. One of his sketches still cracks people up 20 years later, “la larga línea amarilla”, a reference to the signs in Barajas airport. In Barajas there are two colored lines on the floor that you’re supposed to follow to go from a terminal to another, but, like too many signs in airports, train stations and roads, it’s not very helpful unless you already know where you’re going; you could be following the “real” yellow line and find yourself staring at a wall. OK, if you’re supposed to take the escalator, why doesn’t the line go there? Misteries of science. Emilio’s version of the yellow line was initially the one in Barajas, but in due time it took him to deserts, mountains, and even across a Madrid street in peak traffic (the opposite of rush hour traffic: it’s when everybody is going dang fast).
He’s starred in several of his own productions; usually comedies, not because he can’t act in other roles but because he knows that’s what people expect. Médico de familia (family doctor), which was not a medical show but a sitcom about a doctor and his very large family, still has the all-time audience records (all-time since Spain got more than one channel, of course).

From that page with the picture:

Gaby, Fofó and Miliki were brothers. They first started working in TV in Cuba, later Argentina. During a reception with the emigrants in '73, the Spanish Minister for Work asked them whether they wanted anything from Spain. One of the brothers said “a job”. OK; they had the contract in their hands a week later. Advantages of being a dictatorship :smiley:

The Circo didn’t last as long as I thought, but damn it sure made an impact! And that same page lists the one show where Emilio Aragón starred and produced and which was not a comedy (although in Spain the division between “drama” and “comedy” is never as hard as in US series), Periodistas.

Happy late birthday Alistair! :slight_smile:

Today was a blah day. Was half-asleep in class. Had some drinks at a friend’s apartment - the very apartment where last Thursday’s debacle began, with almost the exact same people. Most of them didn’t know what had happened and both of us managed to keep things pretty normal. Although we both scrupulously avoided being alone together. Ack. I hate awkwardness. It sucks that we can’t be the friends we used to be. But thanks for the hugs and sound advice, guys. Believe me, I’m trying my best to keep from making the same mistake again.

rigs, have you got The Sick? I hope not!

rosie, hope your tooth is okay.

Off to bed.

Well, I am up and caffenating. It’s a balmy 34 degrees Amurikin, so there shouldn’t be a problem driving into work.

rosie, I have done that before., hope it doesn’t bother you too much.

kai, interesting week for you. I hope it gets a little better.

Morning all! I’m up and decaffeinated - I don’t deal with caffeine too well so I try to stay clear of it. Of course I managed to completely ignore the fact that the lovely cup of tea I had on the train this morning had caffeine in it…but I have all day to be awake.

Rosie - it’s easily done, but hopefully easily mended!

Kai - sorry to hear you’ve had an eventful few days, hope things are better for you today.

Rigs - you can’t have The Sick, you have school! Who else is going to distract swampy from the amount of studying I’m managing not to do?

The poorly little soldier came home from the vet yesterday looking very sorry for himself. He’s got the usual excision wound under his tail from the removal of his only visible testicle. The other one was a bit further up inside his body so not easy to get at and the vet had to open him up to remove it. So now he’s got a big shaved patch on his tum, half a dozen stitches and very martyred look on his face.

Last night he was still a bit dopey and kept wandering round the house and then falling over to have a little sleep now and again. I left him downstairs near the fire, laying on two pillows on the sofa. This morning he was much brighter and started bugging me for food as soon as he saw me.

It was pilchards in tomato sauce this morning, so there’s obviously not much wrong with him today! The vet said he needs to stay indoors for 10 days and I have to keep an eye on his wound to make sure it doesn’t look infected, he’s got to see the vet again in 5 days to have the wound looked at, and will have his stitches out in 10 days anyway. Today he looked fine, he’s much more like his normal self and his tum wasn’t looking inflamed at all.

They’re both shut in the house today and the bedroom door’s closed again - he might have had certain urges removed, but I’m not taking the chance of coming home to a stinky wet bed again!

Today is Scruffy Surgicals Day and Lunch with **MamaTiger ** and **white rabbit ** Day - yay for me! The day started out weird.

I saw the most amazing thing. Bear in mind, I grew up in suburbia, not out in the wilds where I live now. Squirrels were pretty much the most exotic wildlife I was exposed to for a long time.

Anyway, this morning when I took the doggies out for their morning constitutional, Bernie got away from me and was chasing what I divined to be a possum. We’re pretty sure the possum lives under our red shed, and that’s the direction it was running from. Partway down the slope, as Bernie was closing in on the aforementioned rodent, all of a sudden, the possum played possum! :eek: It just dropped and lay dead still. :eek:

Bernie just kinda stood there, sniffing at the seemingly inert form, which gave me a chance to grab her leash and drag her back to the designated pee/poo area of the yard. Of course, Scruffy wanted to get her licks in, but I had a firmer grip on her leash. The dogs finished their business and we went inside, and the last thing I saw before turning off the floodlights was the still-motionless lump that is the possum.

I hope it’s moved by now - it’s raining out there, the yard is soggy, and it chose to fall where water tends to flow. So, yeah, possums do play possum. And my slippers are soaking wet because I didn’t know it was raining before we went out. I just knew we didn’t get snow… unlike the poor folks south of here.

Which means my lunch date is on! YAY!

And speaking of Scruffy - she’s still on The List. This moring, I found 2 spots on the carpet where she’d peed overnight - in the dining room and the living room. So **FCD ** is going to repair her crate, and that’s where she’ll be consigned when we’re not around. Stupid dog.

She’s not happy at the moment anyway. I had to take the water bowl up, and she can’t have food. At 9, she goes to the vet. They’ll do an Xray, and as long as the tumors in her mammaries haven’t spread to her lungs, they’ll de-tumorfy her, clean her teeth, and take lots of my money. If the tumors have spread, she’ll just get the dental cleaning done and we’ll deal with the tumors when they take their toll. The vet told us flat-out: if her lungs are affected, there’s really nothing to be done. And honestly, even if an expensive surgery could help, it wouldn’t happen. She’s a mostly nice little stray, but she’s older and in the grand scheme of things, she’s just a dog. If I’m going to dip into savings for a medical procedure, it’s gonna be for a human family member. This potential $400 adventure is a tad over my comfort limit as it is.

So begins my day. I was dead hard asleep and I might have crawled back under the covers, but as I’ve told you many times, when I’m up, I’m up. Once I drop Scruffster off, I’ll head up to Bowie to wander thru some stores around there till lunch time - I’ll have maybe an hour to kill. Then the mini-Dopefest will ensue. I should prolly take my camera, huh?

Weekend plans? Laundry - duh. A garbage/recycle run - the cans are about full. Maybe some clay play. I’ve seen some interesting things around my classroom and I’d like to try a few.

Don’t forget to eat sausage today:

Happy Groundhog Day!!!

Get it - sausage - ground hog… <snerk>

:smiley:

Happy Birthday, Alistair McCello!

It is today, right?
Sorry if I’ve missed any other birthdays or celebrations. I’ve started working my other job and while it’s fun and I really like it, the hours are long and I don’t have a chance to read and post nearly as much. Other than that one screw-up on my first day (which I posted about a couple pages ago), it’s going pretty well.

That said, schools are opening 2 hours late today because of the weather which means I don’t have to go in at all this morning for preschool! Yay! I can catch up on mail, read some Dope and watch Earl and The Office from last night.
And get some laundry started.

Happy Friday, everyone!

I just had to share this - I just knew it - Idiot Stupidhead is a PHB!!! :smiley:

IT’S GROUND HOG DAY !!!

Like FCM said, eat sausage. :smiley: There will be no shadow seein’ in south Jawja though. It’s cloudy and drizzly.

Y’all know that thing I really, really, really, really, really, really, really didn’t wanna do last night? Well, I had a good time. There was a hyuuuuuuuge crowd of folks and lots of silent auction items. I was a good bear and did not place even one bid. Oh, and chocolate. Lots and lots and lots of chocolate. There was chocolate covered baklava even. I like baklava but it’s really sweet and very rich. Picture it dipped in dark chocolate. NUMMY! I ate one. I think eatin’ more than one would make one pass out. There were some excellent wines also. I tasted lots of wine. Thus, I am a little on the hungover side this morning. Now that should make goin’ to get my taxes done this afternoon fun.

rebo, Jah and you other sickies feel better.

kai you really need more adventure in your life. How do you deal with the monotonous day after day boredom? :stuck_out_tongue:

Have fun at lunch FCM, Tigs and Palebunny. Remember to use your napkins and not your sleeves cause y’all will be in a public place.

MORNING, SWAMPY - HOW’S YOUR HEAD TODAY?

Happy Groundhog Day!

I’m glad the tooth doesn’t hurt, rosie. Still, bother.

Those are truly enormous t-shirts, Nava.

Why am I up? I could be comfortably in bed. Why do I feel compelled to be up, dressed and preparing for chores? It’s my Day Off!
I may go back to bed. We’ll see.

Y’know - I woke up this morning and had this odd feeling I’ve lived thru this day before…

Y’know - I woke up this morning and had this odd feeling I’ve lived thru this day before…

:wink:

Y’know - I woke up this morning and had this odd feeling I’ve lived thru this day before…

hmmm, shall I learn piano first? or ice sculpture?

<smacks rosie, since her needle seems to be stuck…>

I wonder how many young 'uns would understand the allusion I made?

I’m showered and dressed. Heck, I even *ironed * a shirt!! I can’t remember the last time I ironed. Scruffy is not happy - she keeps following me around looking starved. Brandy, for some odd reason, followed me into the bathroom when I went to shower, and sat on the sink yelling at me the whole time. Weird cat. Bernie is just laying around looking sad.

Before I leave, I’ll lock Scruffy in the car, then feed Bernie and put the water dish back on the floor. Poor Scruffy. In fact, I expect to be outta here in about 10 minutes or so. I need to remember to get some cat box deodorizer. Prolly should make a note.

It’s still cold and ucky out, but it’s a wee bit above freezing, so lunch is on. Yay! I’ll be starving, since I haven’t eaten either. Mebbe I’ll grab a sausage biscuit enroute - just to kill the headache that’s building.

Be good while I’m gone. Keep your feet off the furniture. Stay out of the fridge - if you’re thirsty, drink water, dagnabbit! And no parties! I’ll know. I asked the neighbors to look in. I expect you to get your chores done, finish your homework, and BEHAVE!!! Don’t make me sic **swampy ** on you!!

And with that, I’ll post and dash. Laterz…

You know, this is the first time in my life that I forgot it was Groundhog Day.

Happy Birthday, Allister. Hope meli does something special for you. Just, well, there’s no need to go into all the details, if you know what I mean.

Today is going to be one of THOSE days, I can just feel it. First I have my office hours this morning, and I already know I’m going to have several customers. On top of that, I have to finish my E&M homework - it’s due at 4 pm today. I was hoping to go to the weekly Friday colloquium, but that might not happen. Also, I have some students dropping by around 4 or 4:30, because they can’t make it in the morning. And then there’s our now-customary Friday happy hour at 5. That might not happen either, because I may need the time to get ready for some of my RPI friends arriving for the Dartmouth/RPI hockey game at 7.

Bleh. I’m sure the day will turn out okay, and I will definitely enjoy seeing my friends again.

rosie - you crack me up. :smiley:

WHY IT’S JUST [SUB]OWWWW!!![/SUB]FINE BOOFAE! THANKS FOR ASKING!!!

:stuck_out_tongue:
Ok, FCM’s gone. What do we do first? Tap the keg, turn up the music or rearrange the furniture all weird like?

Um, hello.

Well, I am home alone with my stomach. I dunno what plans it has for my day, yet.

Chicken broth is good for breakfast-who knew? (at this rate, I’ll be Twiggy by next week).

Carry on. Back to bed soon.

Woohoo! It’s Furry Friday! The day when a large, furry, earth-burrowing rodent gains the ability to alter meteorological trends based on the appearance and subsequent notice of the light void created by his body getting between the sun and the ground. Nature is awesome. :smiley: Good luck to Punxsutawney Phil and Wiarton Willie; let’s hope they don’t reach different conclusions, thus throwing us into a grudge match between high and low pressure systems and creating another Storm of '77.

It’s been a bit of an unusual morning. It wasn’t particularly cold – stil sitting around the -3° mark (~30°F) but the bus I got on apparently derived its climate from body heat alone. Just the same, a woman, appearing to be in her late-20s or early 30s, seemed to feel it necessary to remove her heavy winter glove and fan herself with it. Repeatedly, like it was the dead of summer. Unbidden, the question arose in my head, “where do you have to be from where this weather feels hot?” The woman was of Indian descent, too, and it’s my impression that natives to the middle-east tend to live in pretty warm climes, so … it was just odd.

Then I stopped by the megamart by my work as I do every morning and, it being payday and my being in the mood for something different, I bought a starfruit. I’ve never eaten starfruit, and in fact I’m not even sure how it’s supposed to be eaten. It has thin, soft skin of a waxy yellowish colour so there’s nothing to peel, so I presume it’s just eaten whole, possibly broken into one of its five pointy segments somehow. But I’ve wanted to try it for years. Nothing that funky-looking can be all bad, can it?

Then we got to work and everything’s going well. Myself, L, who works in the back, and Middle Boss Man, finished up fixing a problem with an order and its shipment that was a small cavalcade of errors. As we talked briefly it was revealed that our shipper guy is sicker today than yesterday (cold/flu or something of that nature) and only came in because he figured Middle Boss Man would be pretty busy, not realizing that yesterday’s meeting was a one-day thing. L revealed that, in an effort to moderate his symptoms, he, as she had told him to do, was eating Vick’s Vap-O-Rub.

:: blink ::
:: blink ::

Eating.

Vick’s Vap-O-Rub. Just jabs his finger into a jar and slops it into his mouth like a great wad of peanut butter.

This is apparently a family recipe in L’s family. She’s a newfie. I don’t know if this is an old Maritime cold remedy or something, but this is the first time I’ve heard of applying Vick’s internally.

Ugh.

I don’t even want to know what it does to the bowels, excepting that an image of sliding along a waxed marble floor in slippers comes to mind.

So, yes. A bit of an odd morning.

Heff - Thank you, I will pass along your good wishes. She was in some pain this morning – I expect she’ll be feeling it into the weekend yet, but it’ll die down. I’ve had one extraction in my life (also a molar), and it wasn’t at all a pleasant thing, so I know how it goes. She’ll probably be feeling a lot better towards the end of Sunday, and more or less back to the good food in a week or so. In the mean time, I will have to work on my soup-making skills. :slight_smile: