Got a hypothetical for ya. This really only applies to single people, so if you’re married or involved, then pretend that you aren’t.
Supposed that you are approached by a celeberty you have a HUGE crush on (Sean Connery, Salma Hajik, Jodie Foster, Tom Cruse, whatever). He/she tells you that you can have a full night of passion with her/him, where he/she will do anything your perverted little mind can think of.
The catch is, you will be magically prevented from EVER telling anyone about what happened. No one will ever know, and there will be no physical evidence that the encounter, much less the sex, ever took place(bear with me, this is a hypothetical situation).
Now, if you refuse, then you can tell anybody you want; you can take a picture or film of the celeberty before she/he leaves; you can record her/him to play for your friends.
My question is, do you enjoy the moment, or do you choose to have the BEST “The one that got away” story ever, using it to impress your friends and get sympathy beers for the rest of your life?
And no, I WASN’T smoking crack when I made this up.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.