I’m sure none of you know Rasa. She is very reticent, not very gregarious and incredibly shy. Heck, I don’t even like her that much. But still, she DID reach 1,000 posts. What say we give her some mad props?
Plus, we haven’t had a crazy orgy since my welcome thread. Anybody got any of those tiki torches left over? I’m feeling a little animalistic.
Cheers, baby! Wonder where we’ll be in a couple of more months!
We’ll make sure she posts from the Superbowl party.
Happy 1K Rasa!
Woo! Crazy orgy in my honor!
Of course, what’s an orgy without my favorite boys around? Though I’m sure Nym will more than make up for it. 
I suppose I should have prepared some sort of speech or something, but this kind of snuck up on me. I guess being a driveby pointless poster makes them add up on you, eh?
I’ve got to say, I owe my post count all to Nym. She’s hard to keep up with, being the popularity queen here and all… And as far as where the next 2 months will take us, I can safely say they will take me to San Francisco. Keep your fingers crossed that everything works out! And that Nym isn’t too far behind me in moving, with Morphy in tow. [sub]And another boy who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent, but he knows who he is.[/sub]
So here I am with my tiki torches and my Tanqueray 10… oldscratch should roll in around 3 am PST, he should bring some fun and excitement to this party. Or, at least he’ll make for some interesting stories.
Who’s got the chocolate ganache sauce? Let’s go make some nekkid mutant invalid snow angels and sammiches! Woo!
sniffle sniffle Really though. I love you guys!
woohoo. have a cookie.
Yay Rasa! 
Happy 1000th.
I don’t think I’m a “favorite boy,” but I’ll drop by to congratulate you anyway.
Heya Zen and zyzz! A whole lotta z’s and y’s in this thread. Gotta love it!
Mmmmm… cooooooookie.
dropzone and Simetra! Thankya! Of course you’re more than welcome here drop, I have a long list of favorites and add more every day!
Sweet Jesus, Mary n Joseph, Rasa!
I’ve been here 18 months to your three and you’ve already hit 1K?! WTF?!
Congrats.
Hm. While I’m always up for an orgy, I do believe I’m too astonished and bewildered to manage taking down me own trousers.
[sub]I did, however, have my wits about me enough to bring the margarine.[/sub]
Arr!
Hmm… Tymp… let’s see… the name sounds familiar. I used to get email from some guy named Tymp. Naah. Can’t be the same guy, he must have fallen off the face of the earth because he hasn’t written in so long!
Ya bastid! I can’t get mad at a pale scrawny guy. It’s just not in my nature. Ok all is forgiven, since this is my party and all. Can we trade the margerine for ghee though?
And don’t let my large post count scare you. I may speak loudly, but I don’t carry a big stick. Well, not unless you ask nice.
Welcome home Nen, by the way. And Mrs. Nen too!
Oh. Was I supposed to offer to help you avast ye of those trousers, Tymp? My bad. I’ve always had issues with fasteners.
::sitting at my friend’s house, watching the new Platinum Edition of Seven. Great film, but something’s bothering me. Hmmm. Why do I have a feeling like I’m forgetting something? What could it possibly be?::
Oh my god! ** Rasa’s ** 1000th post orgy is tonight!
::runs all the way home::
(Huffing and puffing) Am I too late? Am I too late? Everyone still here!?
Oh well. Even if I miss the orgy, happy 1000th, Rasa!
Damn, Morphy, and I called you TWICE to remind you.
Of course, none of my other potential partners showed up either, but you just wait a couple of hours, buddy!
WOO! Rasa hits four digits!!!
Reporting for the orgy which my faithful PA put in my diary. Never let it be said i slack off on my constituents.
HUGE congrats Rasa!
whips out a twister board and a 70s soundtrack
bow bow chicka chicka chicka bow bow
1913: Little Mermaid statue installed in the harbour in Copenhagen, Denmark, Zeppelin LII explodes over London killing 28, First crossword puzzle published, Vivian Leigh born, and in Alabama a white man is executed for murdering a black manHappy 1000 Rasa! And many mooooore…
Morphy! Better late than never, and you left a “real” party for me so you’re definitely forgiven. Mad style points to ya. And see you soon!
President dpr, thank you for gracing me with your well-wishes, sir! I am honored. Especially since it’s tomorrow where you are and that whole future travel stuff is cool.
And Bottle of Smoke, you were one of the first to greet me on this fine message board, those 1000 posts ago. Did you know the monster you would create? A toast, to Kirsty MacColl, and Pogues fans everywhere!
:drapes arm around Rasa’s shoulders, clinks her pint of stout, and warbles drunkenly:
And the boys from the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day…
::sniffle sniffle:: Bye Kirsty!
Aww, now I’m all emotional-like! Can’t have that, this is a party!
::cranks up the tune Bottle of Smoke::
Woohoo!
I will second the toast to Kirsty and the Pogues. For such a young person you have impeccable musical tastes Rasa. I can’t say that I remember every post, but I do remember a high proportion of them. Now where is the bar…
Keith
P.S. I always figured Shane MacGowan would be the first one to shuffle off this mortal coil.
Congrats, Rasa! Another 4 months and yo’ll have more posts than me, I’m sure… 