That’s right. It’s a party for Rasa. To celebrate her 301st post. Also to avoid hijacking toadspittle’s thread further.
Nym, you bring the collars, ice cream, and Marlboros.
I’ve got bagels, peanut butter, and a ticket to SF.
Demo, you bring hats.
Come one everyone. Pitch in here.
Aww… a party? For lil’ ol’ me, out here in my awkward lil state? I knew I picked you as my Doper for a reason!
I brought my own collar, I hope that’s ok… and there was some honey left over from the hijacked thread, so I brought that too.
Do I get to smoke your cool Euro-cigs too?
Hope your wrist is holding up, scratchie, you’re might need it.
Woo-hoo! Party for Rasa! I’ve got collars, ice cream, reds, other assorted toys and I’m giving up first dibs on oldscratch!
See how nice I am?
Besides, Wednesday starts with a “W.”
Woo-hoo! Party for Rasa! I’ve got collars, ice cream, reds, other assorted toys and I’m giving up first dibs on oldscratch!
See how nice I am?
Besides, Wednesday starts with a “W.”
Okay, are the boards fucked or is it my connection? First I can’t even get here, then my post shoots twice.
Great Ceasar’s Ghost! Nothing like throwing a party in the middle of a server outage, or whatever!
Thanks for showing up twice Nym! Double the pleasure. And yes it’s a non-T day, but just for 45 more min…
Hey, where’d all the debauchery go?
Haha, oldscratch, did you enjoy your virtual tour of Woonsocket, RI? Sorry I didn’t let you talk to the attendant, he wasn’t very friendly. Next time though. Don’t worry, whatever I was saying when I cut out wasn’t important.
By the way, I did mean to write “you’re might need it.” Or something. :rolleyes:
Well god knows I’ll be picking this thread up whenever the GODdamn servers get their shit together. I’m not going to let a party pass me by.
Besides, it’s almost a T-day. <rrowr>
Hmm, this thread’s not about my area code?
301 is also the number of times a minute I kept hitting “Refresh” to get into the boards since last night. Nym, you’re in Chicago, why didn’t you kick the server for us?
Damn. It’s a T day. Didn’t even get to enjoy my non-T day at my own party!
Well, here I am. Entertain me!
<yawn> I tried to do a little tap-dance for you Rasa, but I decided to go back to bed instead.
No, wait! I still have nicotine and caffeine left over from last night. I’ll stay awake and be entertaining.
Since the boards went down in the middle of your party, I’ll declare today a non-T day, just for you. Of course, from here on out I’m stating that every day is Today, thus starting with a T, thus being MY DAY!
Okay, woke up evil, must go try on different persona.
No yawning! Yawning is NOT allowed at my party! Mostly because I think I’ve slept a grand total of 2 hours in the past 2 days. (Practicing for when you kidnap me, oldscratch.)
Glad you could make it, Nym, sorry I missed the tap dance! Can I have an encore? Please? And thanks for the generous gift of making today -hursday!
It’s waaaaaaay too early for the party host to be awake out there in the Pacific timezone, so we’ll have to keep it hoppin’ till he deigns to grace us with his presence. Unless the whirlwind cellphone tour of my lovely town was too tiring for him. (Go left! LEFT! Why is that car TURNING in front of me?? What are these PEOPLE doing outside on a Tuesday night? What do you mean it’s WEDNESDAY already??)
S’okay, I’ve had a couple-three reds already and a jolt of Dr. Pepper. Ah, breakfast. I’m awake now. Where’s the tiki torches?
I dunno why I’m awake already. It’s only noon. I don’t have anything to do until the concert tonight. All ages. Bleah. <ahem> Unless any of my new-found hedonist friends are underage, in which case, I LOVE YOUNG PEOPLE! Oh yes I do.
I tried to find you two on YIM last night, apparently you all were WAY too busy having phone sex to pay attention to little ol’ me. I’m okay with that, though. Really. Le Sang was my buddy last night. He said he was going to leave this thread to us unless we suck him in. So this is the official oldscratch/Rasa/Nym black hole invite. 
So, Rasa, what are the two of us going to do for the next six hours until I need to go get dressed? <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>
Eek this is my third time trying to post it. Here goes.
Well, Nym, since I’m at work, you’re going to have to use your imagination there…
No tiki torches. They’d react poorly with the alcohol I believe!
Hey Lazy Blood (LeSang), come on in! We don’t bite, much. We’d love to have you. Even though you fall into some kind of bizarre temporal wormhole every time you’re on IRC, which makes conversation difficult at best.
For the record, Nym, neither oldscratch or I are underage. So the cops won’t be coming by to bust our party.
Aww, scratchie, I just saw what you have for me in the OP. Peanut butter, bagels, and a ticket to SF. What more could a girl ask for? You’re wicked cool.
Nym, who you going to see tonight?
Going to go see A3. By myself, apparently. Either of you two care to come with?
Apropos of almost nothing: YAY! My dawg finally peed! (ref: The Mutt Did What? thread)
Tiki torches don’t mix with alchohol if you try to get them to keep company, no. But they give a nice tribal vibe if placed in appropriate areas. Same can be said for circus freaks.
When will the People Pages get updated? I wanna see all the new pics that I know are impending.
I’m full of random thoughts today. Still waking up.
Screaming Jesus! If I keep going this way, I’ll hit a 301 party by the weekend! I’m obviously not doing much with my life. Speaking of, what kind of work would you be doing, Rasa?
Mermaid arrives with her bodyguards and gently places olive branch in Rasa hand’s.
[blows kisses to all]
Hey I betcha never thought I’d show up huh.
I’ve brought a few items I’ve found always liven up a party.
large bottle baby oil and twister game
jenga game for the limber-impaired
tequila,limes,coarse salt,
marguarita mix, blender, crushed ice
a greased ferret(why not)
Pure Funk, Pure Disco, Pure Rap CD’s
A steamer trunk full of items my daughter picked up with her emplyee discount at Priscilla’s that is so heavy it took 3 bodyguards to carry it.
Enjoy
Sorry for the delay. Posting from work sucks. Proxy times out on me. 
Hey Mermaid! Thanks for the olive branch. No more hissing, I promise. Maybe a purr or two, but only if you’re lucky. And it’s not a day that doesn’t start with T.
Ooo, no gin? Well, ok you can stay. Oldscratch might look kinda cute in the stuff from Pricilla’s.
Nym, there’s a thread that Doob started about me, check it out, it’s me in a nutshell.
Oh and Nym, sorry to say… I spent a year in Chicago one week (hee hee). It was March, it snowed, and I’ve never been so cold in my life. Plus, some guy peed on me on the El. Long story. So, you’re on your own for the concert.
Well, fuck. Not that I’m so gung-ho on Chicago, either. Moved here to reinstate my acting career and I’m already tired of the damn place. Only been here since May, too. When the lease is up, I’m moving somewhere else. I’m thinking TO right now.
You were only peed on? Usually I see MUCH worse than that on the el. Just a couple of weeks ago some guy tried to cum all over me. On the el. In broad daylight. And, no, I didn’t know him. Not really the appropriate TIME, I was thinking. The things this sneer of mine does to people, I tell ya.
TO? Where’s TO? Huh?
Eew eew eew. Let’s cut the El stories off at the pass. We don’t want you-know-who [sub](ahem oldscratch)[/sub]) to start telling us stories about having sex on BART. Hmm. You may have missed that one.
Uh, that didn’t work the way I wanted it to. Why do I always have typos in my innuendoes?