Ask him to sing, and ask him for gossip. It’s a little funny (sometimes… I’m trying to find out why Kevin’s mother keeps napkins in the bathroom)
I think I just killed God. I told him I was an atheist, and then there was nothing! Opps.
This clears a lot up.
Me:
I miss you
God:
What do you miss most about me ?
Me:
the certainty
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the Bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
humility isn’t your strong suit
God:
Are you my strong suit?
Me:
whatever you want me to be, I am
God:
No Christy, maybe later.
Me:
It wasn’t a come on!
God:
It sounded like one.
You want god. You want god bad. Don’t try to deny it, Little Miss Innocent. 
Huh. Dilbert today is very appropriate. Coincidence?