last night. It’s a little hazy, but I was driving down a country road when all of a sudden a big tree is there across the road. It’s stripped of all its leaves
(like it’s winter), and the roots are all dirt-clotted. I whip the car around to the left, trying to avoid the massive trunk, and run the car through the branches. Then I woke up. Pretty strange, but not exactly frightening. I made it through!
I had a dream two nights ago that’s still making me crazy.
I was kidnapped by MANCOW (a horrible horrible morning dj here in Chicago). And he dragged me to his house, stripped me to my underwear, tied a heavy rock and chain to my ankle and threw me in his pool where I sunk to the bottom. All of his listeners competed to have the right to bring me a tank full of seven minutes of air at a time…and while they were down there, they were free to abuse me in any way they wanted to.
When I finally struggled to the top of the pool I was encountered by an Angry Mancow Mob who would simply kick me in the chest every time I tried to climb out of the water.
I woke up so…pissed. And I mean, shaking like it had really happened. I HATE MANCOW. HATE HIM! What’s he doing in my subconscious?
I had a really wierd dream a few nights ago. Without going into details, it involved the following
An airplane, someone shooting at us, forign pilots speaking not a word of english, the President (Prime Minister?) of France, Gumbo, A fancy nightclub situated in a trashy community college, and bad pastries
I had a dream Giant Barbies teamed up with kangaroos, and when about their way demolishing Indianapolis. Of course I killed them all with a sawed off shotgun.