No more wrinkles for me - now they’re nice and smooth and shiny. Puff your cheeks full of air. That’s just what they look like.
Yup.
Why?
They were wrinkled, and it was making me feel old.
You go, girl.
:dubious:
Is your nickname “numbnuts” now?
Yes. Ahem. 
That’s… fantastic. Truly wonderful. slow clap
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Best.
Thread.
Title.
Ever.
Are they “smooth as eggs”?
Ya gonna give the little lady a ‘botox injection’ tonight then?
More like plums.
Maybe not tonight. As I mentioned in my last response, they’re like plums: the swelling should go down in a couple days, and I think they’ll return to their natural color.
So hey Winston, how they hangin’?
They’re not really hangin’ at all, at the moment. They’re sort of sticking up and out, as if suspended by a tiny, invisible push-up bra (for testicles).
You had botox injections into your brain.
No wonder you are suddenly posting with more clarity !
And next your penis will get a facelift?
I need no further proof that Winston Smith is a white dude.
Y’all crazy.
Maybe you should get your pubes styled too.
HEY! I resemble that remark!
If you stuck a rough diamond up your bunghole and then did a botox injection into your anus, by the time the stuff wore off, you’d have a diamond. Profit!