Not likely. I’m quite satisfied with the overall… You know. It was just the wrinkles that needed to be…
Addressed.
Heh. You said anus. Snicker.
So I guess the vasectomy’s no longer necessary, mm?
Addressed?
Don’t tell me your mailing out your wedding tackle. How many stamps do you have to lick to stick on your pecker for package deliver? And, if you get insurance and your pecker is lost,do you get a new trouser snake or what?
Two words that should never be in the same sentance: Anus & Snicker.
A LOT. 
The vasectomy is in the bag. Um. In a manner of speaking. Ahem.
You’re a cheap date!
Can you imagine the speed at which a doctor would run away immediately after injecting an anus with botox? He might as well stick a balloon with a needle and try and outrun the pop.
“DOODY!” – Caddy Shack
Now I’m all hungry…
Some times you wrinkle like a nut… some times you don’t.
Hmmm…are we certain that Winston didn’t leave his computer logged on to the Dope while he went to a meeting?
Your testicles were wrinkled? Testicles? The sack I could understand, but if you got wrinkley balls, you ARE old. And if you let somebody stick a needle in your testes, you ARE nuts. Smooth ones, maybe, but nuts nonetheless.
It’s funny, Hal, I thought the same thing when I first saw this thread.
So, Winston, Have you been having any personal relations with farm animals that we should be aware of?
Worst.
Mental.
Picture.
Ever.
No. If that were the case, I’m sure they would have posted something about you & Sheep.
Testicleavage!!
Now all you need is a Brazilian bikini wax.
Two words for your partner: Botulism jizm.
OK, OK. I said testicles when I should have said balls. Sue me. By the way: your epidermis is showing.