I had Botox injected into my testicles

[Winston_Smith]

@Jayn_Newell

It’s funny, Hal, I thought the same thing when I first saw this thread.

So, Winston, Have you been having any personal relations with farm animals that we should be aware of?

Oh, that’s baa-aad.

[Duke_of_Rat]

I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…

[Winston_Smith]

@Duke of Rat

I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…

All right, all right. I think everyone knew what I meant. That’s enough talk about my balls, and my scrotum. Let’s get back to the subject at hand, which was, um…

Ahem. Carry on.

[Hal_Briston]

@CalMeacham

Testicleavage!!

Breasticles!!

[dogbutler]

@lieu

And next your penis will get a facelift?

He should just get a Tug-Ahoy

[Winston_Smith]

@dogbutler

He should just get a Tug-Ahoy

Can we please. just once, have a conversation about our man-gear without someone invoking the name Jack Dean Tyler? :smack:

[Doctor_Jackson]

Our man gear? Our man gear? You got a community package there, Mr. Smith? If so, make sure needles never get near my portion. Not that I want a portion. Why don’t you just hold on to it for me. Not for me, I mean instead of me. Not instead, I mean - hey!, don’t hold it like that, you’re making me nervous. You could put somebody’s eye out with that thing. If they get really close. Really, really close.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@Duke of Rat

I think you meant “scrotum”. You balls are your testicles, neither should be wrinkled AFAIK. Your scrotum, on the other hand…

Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?

[RickJay]

@Mr Bus Guy

Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?

That’s what makes it feel like it’s someone else.

[pravnik]

“Your little setback of my operations in Monaco was quite amusing, Mr. Bond, but I assure you the scrotum is in the other hand now.”

[silenus]

Did the botox make the scrotum hair stick straight out? Because that would be cool!

[Susie_Derkins]

Now he just needs these and he’s set!

[Eleanor_of_Aquitaine]

@Susie Derkins

Now he just needs these and he’s set!

I thought that was gonna be a link to a picture of those testicle dishes someone posted about a while back.

[Winston_Smith]

@Mr Bus Guy

Sorry…I lost track. His scrotum is in his other hand?

He doesn’t like it when you talk about him like he’s not there…

[UrbanChic]

According to Botox Cosmetic:

If you’re planning on trying BOTOX® Cosmetic, you might want to take pictures of yourself before your first treatment. Then a week later, take new pictures so you can see the results. Your doctor might even do this as part of the procedure. Chances are, you’ll like what you see!

So did you opt for the 8 x 10 glossies?

[Winston_Smith]

@UrbanChic

So did you opt for the 8 x 10 glossies?

I did! I set one of the better shots as the desktop wallpaper for my IT Department (I used Group Policy, so they can’t change it).

Aren’t digital cameras just the best?

[buns3000]

I burning your testicles.

[Winston_Smith]

@silenus

Did the botox make the scrotum hair stick straight out? Because that would be cool!

Pretty much. The overall effect is similar to having “goose bumps”.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Susie Derkins

Are they “smooth as eggs”?

…do you suck balls?
…morespecifically…do you suck THESE balls?

[The_Blonde_Bomber]

This is one of the reasons I love this board. I couldn’t even make this stuff up.

But, I have to ask… why? How wrinkled does a scrotum have to be? I can’t think of any wrinklage down there that would make me want a couple of smooth, rounded plums in my drawers. Not to mention the needle injection to make them smooth.

Never mind. I don’t want to know.