He wasn’t my first ever, but my fiancee is an actor. I get to watch his sexy ass on stage then take him home and have my way with him! Mua-haha-hahaaa! Good times. 
I suppose I’ll have to be the one who posts the semi-obligatory message requesting a link to the photos taken of the event…
It’s a dirty job, I know, but hey - somebody’s go to do it!
Congratulations! I think…
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going back into the virgin dimension…
smiles, checks tips of golden arrows, whistles 
Congrats, Tracy! smooch Hope you hook up again with him soon!
It was good for me, too.
Would ya be a doll and check the couch?? I think I lost my money clip. Thanks.
We need pictures.
And diagrams.
Wut positions did you use? How long did it last? How many times? Who came first? Did you, at all?
Try to make yer answer last about 5 mins… Thx.
Details, woman! We need details!
How dare you put TMI in the title, and then let us down like that.
Nah, that’s reserved for someone’s first masterbatory experience.
Still scared of dating, Tracy?
I’m so glad for you. Congrats.
Use that one with all the ladies, do you? Tell me, how’s that working out? 
Only to be expected, I think. At least, here moreso than as a non sequitur in another thread. But hey, what do I care, because I HAD SEX! YEAH!
guilty face Actually, no. We couldn’t find any.
Which is why I spent three hours in a hospital yesterday being tested, tested, filling out forms, and being given pills. Let me tell you, that’s enough to scare me very straight. Kids: Use protection. Because there is nothing that hurts worse than two pelvic exams twelve hours after you’ve lost your virginity.
Yeah, I saw the video, too.
…Oh wait, that wasn’t me, it was your mom.
Dude, it was hot. I’ve been a pseudo-OSF groupie for about two years, but now I think I can leave off the “pseudo.” Er. As it were.
YOU LUCKY WOMAN. jealous!
Babe, you break it, you bought it.
And, actually, yes. Thanks for asking. 
Physical action I’ve got no problem with, but emotional commitment? Gah.
I really mean no offense, and I’m not trying to be hostile… but if this is the situation, you wanted congratulations for it? I feel like an idiot for giving you praise; you acted in a manner which was reckless and dangerous and risked an agonizing death in order to get, what, at most three or four hours of sex? Your entire life, dying slowly and in extreme pain, for the chance to fuck?
You should’ve pitted yourself for making a seriously bad error in judgement. This is the age of AIDS for god’s sake! If you don’t have a condom, you don’t have sex. It’s that simple.
Thanks, FinnAgain, for being the only one to call out this asinine post. Tracy Lord, stop being a whore–an attention whore. Aight, peace.
Clearly she’s aware of the mistake she made. She said so herself, and took all the appropriate steps (doctor’s visit, testing, precautions for next time). Let up.
Uh, not to kick a overused-to-dead phrase around more, but:
“We couldn’t find any?” Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot?
This isn’t 1890. Heck, it’s not even 1980. You don’t need to be married, or have a doctor’s prescription, or buy them off the back of a truck in a dark alley. You can walk into any drugstore, grocery store, gas station, or convenience store and buy a three-pack of condoms for the price of a small Starbucks coffee. Furchrissake, they sell the things at Wal-Mart, where they insist on selling only the albums with all the nasty words beeped out so as not to debauch the kids. If you can’t spring for that, virtually any university dispensory, Planned Parenthood office, or “free” clinic will literally give you handfulls of the things without checking so much as your library card. Saying that you couldn’t find any is like saying you can’t get a drink of water in the middle of Lake Michigan.
In high school, I knew a girl–not well, but knew her enough to say “Hi”–who contracted syphilis. Because this was in the 1980’s and in BFE flyover country, the whole “sex is not evil, STD != mortal sin” hadn’t quite penetrated the collective consciousness, and so she kept the burning sensation or whatever symptoms she had to herself for a couple of months until they went away. A blood test by the doctor who saw some kind of anomolies (I don’t know what–TMI for a casual conversation) turned up the infection, which by that time had established itself in the brain. A series of hard-core antibiotics that were capable of passing through the brain blood barrier left her with a number of chronic low-grade neurological problems.
Do me a favor, please…go to the dispensory, or the local PP clinic, or wherever, and get yourself a bag full o’ rubbers, so this doesn’t happen again. If you can’t do that, let me know and I’ll mail you an unopened box of them. Org knows I ain’t putting 'em to use.
Kids. Can’t live with 'em, can’t eviscerate 'em.
Stranger
. . . and FinnAgain, apparently, has never been horny. Yes, it was a mistake. Yes, she’s aware. Yes, it’s understandable. I’d suggest finding a less caustic way to scold.
Do you really think so? She posted this thread, I can only imagine, looking for kudos. Do you really think she deserves them for being tremendously irresponsible and risking her life for meaningless sex? I mean, honestly, you “can’t find” condoms? Where the heck was she looking? Hell, they sell 'em at 7-11 and literally every other 24 hour place I’ve ever seen. I mean, she lost her virginity, cool and all… but she did it in a manner that was profoundly irresponsible and I don’t think that deserves congratulations, at all.
You do realize they can’t test for HIV for three to six months after an encounter? She could be incubating the virus right this minute. Is a risk like that really worth it? Should we be slapping her on the back for risking her life because she couldn’t either go buy some condoms or wait till she had some?
Whoa! What the hell?
She said she went for a three hour check-up after it happened, and that she wouldn’t do it again, and here you are trying to drive home a point she already gets??
What the hell is wrong with you?
Being a man, I’ve been horny plenty. And yet I’ve always managed to find protection when and where I needed it.
It was irresponsible of both of them, but I’m glad she’s learned.
~yawn~
Believe it or not, I don’t think with my dick, even when it’s hard. Yes I’ve been horny, and I’ve also passed up chances to have sex because there were no condoms.
Understandable??? In what world, exactly? She couldn’t have been responsible? Couldn’t have picked up condoms or waited? It’s understandable that she’ll risk horrible death in order to get some sex? Understandable? Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’ve gone out of my way to not be hostile, and I apologize if I’ve failed.
But I believe continuing to praise her for her actions is absurd.
She’s probably a very nice person, blah blah blah, but her actions were irresponsible and dangerous, and nobody in the age of AIDS should think so little of safe sex as to “not be able to find” condoms.