I cannot stand to eat eggs. Everything about them disgusts me. The taste, the texture, the smell, eeugh! I hate the smell, especially, that slight tinge of sulfur makes me want to gag. I used to be able to tolerate the whites, but I never ate the yolks. Now, I can’t even eat the whites. The whole process of egg agriculture is nasty, too. Ever gathered eggs in a chicken coop? They’re always covered in chickenshit and need to be washed. Unsanitary. Bleah. And don’t even get me started on commercial egg cultivation. Lots of people might like eggs, but as far as I’m concerned, the chickens can just keep them.
We’ve had threads dissing onions and milk, both foodstuffs that rank very high on my list of favorites, now let’s hear from the egg-haters out there.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler