Matzoh is great if you are suffering from diarrhea, at least the way my mother tells it. When I was a newborn it seems that I had to be kept in the hospital for an extra couple of weeks because I was afflicted with something that gave me bad runs. Mom said that things dried right up after I had some matzoh.
Matzoh ball soup is one of my favorite things in life. Otherwise, I avoid it as much as possible.
Dude, you’ve got the wrong Matzoh.* You’ve got to get Yehuda brand if you want a chance of making it through the week.
*Of course, now I want to say, Dude, where’s my Matzoh?, but that would eb a movie, not a book, so I’ll refrain.
I hate matzoh movies, too.
The Magnificent Matzohs.
The Return of the Magnificent Matzohs.
The Magnificent Matzohs do Manhattan.
She Wore a Yellow Mazoh.
Even the Classics.
Gone with the Matzoh.
Matzohblanca
Arsenic and Old Matzoh.
Mammy’s little baby loves
Matzoh, matzoh
Mammy’s little baby loves
Matzoh balls
Mammy’s little baby loves
Lotsa, lotsa
Pots and pots o’
Matzoh balls!
Oh, the ads, the ads…
Hate matzoh, do you? Man, this just isn’t your week.
BTW – what “unleavened bread” would they actually have eaten on the Exodus? I’m thinking something closer to pita bread than unsalted saltines.
OK, now I can’t help it:
Star Wars: The Phantom Matzoh
Man of La Matzoh
Crouching Matzoh, Hidden Afikomen
The Matzoh Reloaded (“No one can be told what the Matzoh is…”)
The Great Matzoh Caper
Back to books:
At the Mountains of Matzoh
Interview with a Matzoh
So Long, and thanks for all the Matzoh
Les Matzorables
To us, it’s exotic!
Obviously, someone’s heart was hardened.
Or perhaps their tastebuds.