I Hate Matzoh.

Cafe Society
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I hate Matzoh stuffing at Pesach. I hate Matzoh ball soup every Shabbes.
I hate those scrambled eggs with matzoh Mrs. Plant cooks every morning.

I like charoset on matzoh.

I hate books about matzoh.
I hate Two Years before the Matzoh.
I hate The Old Matzoh and the Sea.
I hate Of Mice and Matzoh.

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That shit is where it’s at. I always put horseradish on it too.

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I love those scrambled eggs with matzoh!

I also love the post-passover sale on gefilte fish at the grocery store! Yum!

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I like Matzoh of Arabia
I like The Wrath of Matzoh
I like The Thin Red Matzoh
I like Matzoh in the Garden of Good and Evil

I went to school at Whatsa Matzoh U?

I am a firm believer in mind over matzoh

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Oh yeah!

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Look on the bright side - Matzoh may be one of the few foodstuffs on the planet not improved by using Bacon Salt :smiley:

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You’re supposed to hate it… it’s the bread of affliction, yo.

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But do you like green eggs and ham?

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If there’s no matzoh in the eggs and the ham is turkey bacon, maybe.

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David Matzohfield
The Matzoh of Casterbridge
Matzoh Dick
Crime and Matzohballs

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A Tale of Two Matzohs.
A Matzoh Carol.
Matzoh the Obscure.

And from Pulp, Conan the Matzoh.

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I have a feeling the OP doesn’t love the smell of burning Matzoh in the morning.

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I wonder if Bacon Salt would make tapioca taste better?

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Heart if Matzoh.

Also by Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski:

Lord Matzoh.
The Matzoh of the Narcissus.

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I like Matzoh Lasagna

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I hate matzah too, and you and me and every other Jew. Gentiles love the nasty stuff. :smack:

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It’s the KFP stuff that’s really cardboardy. After the holidays, the good matzoh returns. Well, the stuff that’s slightly less cardboardy.

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Now come on, how about a rousing chorus or two of “Matzoh, Matzoh Man, I wanna be a Matzoh Man.”

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Only four more kosher-for-Passover dinners. We’re just about halfway through.

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Suffering goes well with butter.