I hate Matzoh stuffing at Pesach. I hate Matzoh ball soup every Shabbes.
I hate those scrambled eggs with matzoh Mrs. Plant cooks every morning.
I like charoset on matzoh.
I hate books about matzoh.
I hate Two Years before the Matzoh.
I hate The Old Matzoh and the Sea.
I hate Of Mice and Matzoh.
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I like charoset on matzoh.
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That shit is where it’s at. I always put horseradish on it too.
I love those scrambled eggs with matzoh!
I also love the post-passover sale on gefilte fish at the grocery store! Yum!
I like Matzoh of Arabia
I like The Wrath of Matzoh
I like The Thin Red Matzoh
I like Matzoh in the Garden of Good and Evil
I went to school at Whatsa Matzoh U?
I am a firm believer in mind over matzoh
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That shit is where it’s at. I always put horseradish on it too.
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Oh yeah!
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I hate Matzoh stuffing at Pesach. I hate Matzoh ball soup every Shabbes.
I hate those scrambled eggs with matzoh Mrs. Plant cooks every morning.
I like charoset on matzoh.
I hate books about matzoh.
I hate Two Years before the Matzoh.
I hate The Old Matzoh and the Sea.
I hate Of Mice and Matzoh.
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Look on the bright side - Matzoh may be one of the few foodstuffs on the planet not improved by using Bacon Salt 
You’re supposed to hate it… it’s the bread of affliction, yo.
But do you like green eggs and ham?
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But do you like green eggs and ham?
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If there’s no matzoh in the eggs and the ham is turkey bacon, maybe.
David Matzohfield
The Matzoh of Casterbridge
Matzoh Dick
Crime and Matzohballs
A Tale of Two Matzohs.
A Matzoh Carol.
Matzoh the Obscure.
And from Pulp, Conan the Matzoh.
I have a feeling the OP doesn’t love the smell of burning Matzoh in the morning.
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Look on the bright side - Matzoh may be one of the few foodstuffs on the planet not improved by using Bacon Salt
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I wonder if Bacon Salt would make tapioca taste better?
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I have a feeling the OP doesn’t love the smell of burning Matzoh in the morning.
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Heart if Matzoh.
Also by Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski:
Lord Matzoh.
The Matzoh of the Narcissus.
I like Matzoh Lasagna
I hate matzah too, and you and me and every other Jew. Gentiles love the nasty stuff. :smack:
It’s the KFP stuff that’s really cardboardy. After the holidays, the good matzoh returns. Well, the stuff that’s slightly less cardboardy.
Now come on, how about a rousing chorus or two of “Matzoh, Matzoh Man, I wanna be a Matzoh Man.”
Only four more kosher-for-Passover dinners. We’re just about halfway through.
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You’re supposed to hate it.. it’s the bread of affliction, yo.
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Suffering goes well with butter.