All true, but she’s not a pundit, or a singer. She’s a MySpace whore. When cute and/or sexy is your *entire * raison d’etre, you’d better be seriously fucking cute and/or sexy.
Relevant comic from the good folks at Something Positive.
“Four-year-old with breast implants” pretty much sums up my opinions on Tila Tequila and her show.
I found Ms. Tequila’s appeal completely baffling until I noticed that with her ovaloid head and freakishly large eyes, she somewhat resembles a female Manga character. So my current theory is that those who find her “hot” are the same ones who spank it to those doe-eyed pedo fantasy chicks from Japanese comics/anime. No offense.
Well, okay, I guess that is a little offensive, but that’s my running hypothesis. (Argent Towers excluded, of course.)
Well, I’ll step in and say I think she’s cute. I would think she was darling if she were a scientist or an author or an engineer. But in that case, I probably wouldn’t comment on her looks because I’d take her seriously as a professional.
(I am a heterosexual grown woman, but it’s not like I haven’t been looking at attractive women my whole life, what with all the TV I watch, so I know what I think is cute. And I also think Britney Spears is just darling, no matter what her personal life looks like.)
All right guys, I’m back. I just finished and I’m rather exhausted.
What the hell did the OP say? I forgot.
I seem to recall reading somewhere that she had a boyfriend while the film was being shot. I watched about two minutes of the show on Christmas break, but I haven’t had cable in three years.
This is what said “winner” had to say:
And great taste in men, on top of it all. :rolleyes:
Pfft. Literacy =/= Ratings, you know.
I don’t consider “ratings potential” a valid mating criteria, either. YMMV.
Hostile Dialect:
The show was also very sleazy because all the contestants–male and female-- slept in the same bed. I don’t know how acknowledging that makes me more mature, but OK.
Completely disgusting dating shows are all the rage now, you know. Have you seen the commercials for “Rock of Love” with Bret Michaels? Jeez, talk about needing to leave your dignity at the door! Apparently, not showing him your breasts is a sign of low self-confidence. My brain hurts.
Rock of Love is awesome. Everything. I mean EVERYTHING gives Bret a boner.
Girls being happy? Check
Girls being sad? Check
Girls sober and nice? Check
Girls drunk and nasty? Check
Girls showing their boobs? Check
Girls too frigid to show anything? Check
Girls who look like men? Checkity check check check.
Also, Tila Tequila is suffering from Giada-Gianthead syndrome. Though I will admit Giada is more attractive.
spit takes my orange pekoe tea Whaaaa?? I did not know that.
I saw some of this show last night—it was brief, so I’m not sure whether I really saw it or imagined it, but is one of the contestants a woman whose upper lip is so pumped with collagen she looks like she’s just lost a brutal heavyweight prize fight?
My favorite celebrity gossip site was writing about the woman you’re talking about and posted a picture, too. Those implants and her lips are HUGE.
That’s a man, baby.
Which one is it? I kind of know which one you’re talking about but she’s not coming to mind at the moment (also, those of you who read Television Without Pity.com check out the Rock of Love recaps).
Frenchy, I believe.
Now we’re talking about Frenchy?!
I don’t have this sort of energy.
Yes, he really is as old as that. 
Thanks. :rolleyes: