I don’t follow this show (for the same reason that I don’t hit my thumb with a hammer regularly), but when I visit my father, he’s frequently watching it and I am forced to see it. I almost always root against the contestants. In fact, delete “almost.” I have yet to see who didn’t filled me with bubbly orange revulsion, some to such an extent that I not only take pleasure in their losing but actually pray for a meteor to hit the studio, removing not merely the idiotic contestants but also their families and Howie Mandel from the Earth.
No more with the “Love” shows. I mean it. Nobody loves Flavor Flav or Brett Michaels or New York or Danny Devito or whomever you decide to whore out next time. These are wretched, unlovable assbitches and that’s why they’re single. A better idea for a show would be “Who Wants To Hit Michael Ian Black with a Brick?” I’d watch this and my girlfriend would too.
All of this is forgiven if you also somehow make “E” stop showing that Kendra person laughing ever again. Hugh Hefner must be totally senile to enjoy her completely annoying company.
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate reality television.
If I could only have 3 channels one of them would be Comedy Central, but “Scrubs” is such a unfunny mix of mugging, smarm, schtick, and plasticky pathos that I’d rather watch the infomercial with the sedated sub-modelly chicks trying to make you feel bad about the size of your cock. If they just went with the whole “Gee, what if ‘Three’s Company’ was set in a funeral parlor?” thing it might work on some level, but the self-consciousness ruins it; I can’t watch more than 2 minutes. I’ll use my final words to say that “Garden State” sucked too.
Yes Dear is the absolute nadir of the sitcom medium. It’s ridiculously unfunny, safe, mediocre, and bland. All of the characters are unattractive and unappealing. It feels like watching a parody of a sitcom on Family Guy or S.N.L. It went on for like six seasons.
I hate Little House on the Prairie. People always claim that it’s a wholesome, worthwhile family show, but that does not make up for the fact that it sucks. SUCKS. What makes it most objectionable is that the source material (the book series by Laura Ingalls Wilder) is so wonderful. These terrific, timeless books passed through Michael Landon’s digestive system and emerged as a giant, smelly pile of fetid shit. Wholesome my ass. I’d rather have my small children watching the 24 hour Blow Job Channel than even one episode of fucking Little House on the Prairie.
The History Channel needs to stop showing conspiracy theorist pseudoscience quack shit. History is about fact, lets not mutate the intricately woven tapestry of the human experience with ghost busting frauds hunting astrology-promoting-big-footed-lochness monsters flying UFO’s. And no more fucking Ice Trucking shows. OK, this rant was about more than one show, but they all have absolutely no buisness existing much less being on a channel that has nothing to do with any of it.
Any reality show that is centered around characters who are absolute nobodies only for the fact that they have money.
Cardashians? Sweet 16? Housewives of the O.C.? Laguna Beach?
Apparently Americans have a fascination with watching rich, obnoxious, self pretentious people.
The last thing a man wants to hear from his wife is “Honey, we have to talk.” The second to last thing he wants to hear is “So I was watching Sex and the City and…”
I suggest we put everyone that had anything to do with Will & Grace in one bus. The folks that Love Raymond in another. Have these two buses race towards a cliff, and drive off, landing in two heaping piles of flaming bus.
Fox canceled Arrested Development, and picked up Prison Break. This has been the single worst move ever made by a human being, easily replacing Oedipus nailing his mother as worst decision of all time. The flames of hell are too good for everyone involved in this tragic, pathetic facsimile of a show, including their children, accountants, and garbage collectors. Better for the human race to never have evolved from pre-human ape-things at all than to endure the embarassment of belonging to the same species as the people who allowed this horrible monstrosity to exist.
Those “entertainment news” shows. God, I hate ‘em. Passionately. Who wants to watch two half-hour shows of nothing but wanna-be celebrities fellating (figuratively only, thank god) real celebrities (and twice, because both shows cover the same bullshit)? And who gives a livin’ crap about the details of their lives anyway???!!! I could kill my husband for the remote, but that’s the only way I’ll get out of having them on my television. :mad:
Before I begin my rant, I have one question: What show is the OP talking about? I like my cave, but it does mean I tend to ignore pop culture phenomena. Which may well be a blessing in this case.
Like Sitnam, I’m sick of shows on the Discovery or History channels that are more about pseudoscience, New Age mystic mumbo-jumbo, and especially Millennial Fever reruns from the build up to Y2K. These are not science, they are not history, and they are usually so filled with errors of fact, concept, and fucking grammar as to be completely unwatchable by anyone wishing to continue having use of a working brain. For that matter, how the blazes did The Learning Channel mutate into Home and Garden Channel [sup]TM[/sup] Light?
