Just a little one. You see, I noticed my arm was itching a bit while at my desk at work. The shirt felt a bit itchy today so I didn’t think of anything. A while later I noticed some hive action happening on my bicep. Both biceps. Ooook. I think I’ll go to the bathroom and see what this looks like…
HOLY CRAP MY ENTIRE UPPER BODY IS COVERED IN RED!!!
I tell my boss I’m out (like a boss). It’s about 30 minutes commute back home. My theory is that I fucked up the laundry cycle horrible and that I’m having a reaction to the detergent residue on the shirt. I hop on the shower.
Itchy skin + hot water + scrubby shower poof = 
Anyway, as I write this the redness seems to have subsided a bit. I’m starting to itch more on my back, and I’ve had my roommate make a Benedryl run for me.
Also I’m having a Yuengling because I’m home early and it’s the last thing in the fridge.
Happy Monday.