short version- shit more.
longer version- buy a couple bags of shelled salted sunflower seeds.
rino, inor’s nom de plume de soq speaking-
[frantic whisper]JEEZus- don’t encourage this guy- since he joined the boards, it’s been getting real wierd around here. Check this out- last week, he goes to the Ben Franklin store, right? He’s all manic and shit, been getting worse about that lately, anyway, so he goes in, he gets this hideous cheap couple yards of cloth and some beads and spangles and glitter and mucilage. And some patent leather, about a half a yard.
Comes home, makes himself a cape, a mask like the original robin in Batman and Robin from the 60’s, and, get this, a codpiece out of the fake leather!
Then he glues all the beads and spangles and glitter on all of it, and now, he puts it all on the minute he gets home and does this fake tai chi shit actin like some kinda super hero, then he cracks his knuckles and gets on the box, comes to the boards and literally, there is a gleam in his eyes as he scans the threads! I mean, god! he’s taken to wearing the codpiece under his clothes at work!
So, he selects some tasty little thread or other, bons it with what he considers a particularly zesty mot, and immediately goes into the bathroom for a good 20 minutes or so. I mean, the time he spends in the bathroom has literally gone from ‘rather unusual’ to ‘clinically dangerous’ so what I’m askin[/whisper]
OH! uh, Hey inor! dude, how you doin?
What? o yeah, just talkin to Veb here bout that snow storm we’re supposed to get.
Yeah, turns out he’s a skier. And he thinks you’re hot, man. Serious dude! Yah, it’s all good…
Naw man, I ain’t said anything about your clothes, naw dude, I wouldn’t do that. Dudeman, ya got a loose spangle there, lemme get that…