Y’know, if Ms. Imbroglio is one of those hot-blooded types with great senses of honor, you just might want to be sure that she never discovers the SDMB and stumbles across that post. (Unless, of course, that contrary to your misdirection, Ms. Imbroglio is the daughter.)
And I read
As “And maybe a couple of old tires painted white and filled with mongoloids.”
Oops! I thought there was only one page of posts. Man, is that out of context!
Ahem. Well, that is something isn’t it.