She works in the lawn-care section of Lowe’s. Must be really secretive because I never have been in a Lowe’s store, being a Home Depot kind of guy. Here is her letter, let me know if I should reply:
"Hey, wuzzup?! remember me? I’m Crystal. I’m 23 and I work in the lawn care area of Lowe’s.I really wantna to meet you and I thought this would be the best way to let you no I really wanna get together withyou so I sent you these pictures (i stole my cheerleading unifrom from when I was in highschool and i kept it!). I have more pic my profile at OnlyWantSex but I couldn’t send them because they are pretty raunchy and I didn’t want yu to get in trouble if you see them at work :)) Anyways, you can look at the pictures of me and if you want we can get together when I’m not at work. My son has daycare all day and his father takes him on theweekends and some nights so I have the trailer all to myself whenever we need it. Plus I have my own truck so I can drive to you or whatever.
XOXOXOXO CandyCrystal***
She sent me three pics of her in her cheerleader outfit. One with the top off!! She’s pretty cute, and she obviously has the hots for me. Unfortunately, I do not remember her. She did give me her name though. so I can fake it. I will forgive her if she “fakes it” too. So what do you all think. Should I meet her at her trailer?
Will not be able to give full and acurate opinion until you e-mail me the pictures. It may take 10 or 15 minutes to give a good appraisal. It is a sacrifice I am willing to make for a fellow doper.
Let me just throw some plastic over this keyboard. . .
You stay away from my woman you son of a bitch. She emailed my her pictures weeks ago and I’m the one she wants. We’re getting together too. Just as soon as the paypall goes through. It seems that the transmission on her truck died and she needs to get it fixed before she can drive over to see me…
Oddly, she is my secret admirer too! Of course, I don’t go to lowes, so I don’t have any idea how she knew to email me. But at least we’ll be happy because I’m soon gonna be rich from the guy in South Africa who I’m gonna help import money…
What a whore. But since my penis has been enlarged though the useALL NATURAL HERBAL PILLS* and my credit has been repaired, courtesy of fred32956230958623402@msn.com, I suspect that she will pick me above you riff-raff.
Et tu, Brutus? Surely my clean septic tank and low, low mortgage places me a cut above you mere mortals. And since I can RUN MY OWN BUSINESS AT HOME!!! And make $975-$1225 an hour doing it, I’ll have plenty of time for lovin’.
It’s amazing what the people who send out spam these days come up with. I get about 10 emails with stuff like that, but eventually just don’t read it anymore. You might check the store just in case though, you never know.
hmmmm, this would explain why the guy in the lumber department at Lowe’s asked for my email address when I asked him where to find the pressure treated 1X6X8s. Golly, I hope he doesn’t send me naked pics. That would be so unseemly! :eek:
